1982 @ 40: TENEBRAE

Bestselling whodunnit writer Peter Neal travels to Rome for a promotional tour of his latest thriller, Tenebrae. It's not just interviews and signings, though. He's barely landed before a series of murders starts in which the killer leaves notes for him, quoting his work, effectively calling him the inspiration for the killings. Detectives is on the case but Peter, himself, has his own ideas and quietly begins his own investigation. Is it the weirdly bent journalist, his frenzied fiancé, a member of the  of the LGBTQ+ community in Rome making a point? All shall be revealed (but not in this post).

While the first twenty minutes of this entry into Argento's giallo cinema can feel a little cramped and awkward, once it gets into second and hits the road it's one of his tightest and effective thrillers. There are plenty of stunning camera moves like the survey around the house that is part stalker and part supernaturally powered killer or some of the breathtaking murder scenes. Goblin's score veers between ethereality and the nasty end of prog and is always welcome in an Argento joint.

International stars Anthony Franciosa as the urbane, ratpack style author works a treat as does John Saxon, playing against his B-movie action single-cell dimensions to comic effect. Argento's partner in life and writing Daria Nicolodi, so welcome on screen in Deep Red, provides most of the ethical gravitas to proceedings. My favourite of the cast has to be Guiliano Gemma as Detective Germani who reads libraries of thrillers but never guesses the killer. He is the end of a long line of Argento cops who steal all their scenes from Crystal Plumage on.

I always forget the strange, dreamlike sequences of the woman on the beach with the teen boys. There is a creeping unease beneath its beauty that recalls filmmakers far further to the margins than Argento, like Zulawski, Pasolini or even Jodorowsky. There are two of them, both mixing a brooding sexuality with sudden violence, and their appearance is always arresting by both their progress and the interruption to the more muscular giallo style of the rest of the film. They are centrally relevant to the plot but it won't be apparent as to why until the end and it is so difficult to attribute them to a character that they become more compelling than the murder mystery. It's as thought the film itself is daydreaming a kind of pleasant version of the movie until brought back by violence it cannot mask.

Another aspect that strikes me about this one is that the sensationalism in the treatment of LGBTQ+ people is kept to the novel of the title and the mind of one of the characters. It is not normalised; the jealousy mind games between the lesbian couple are not played for laughs and their sexuality is only the cause of their slaying by a figure whose savagery prevents empathy. This is not unusual in Argento's work but the beige naturalism of the depiction feels pleasant from an era where even edgy comedy played on stereotypes.

Dario Argento was still on a career high at the beginning of the '80s and it would continue for years more before the following decade's patchiness threatened to soften his name (see also John Carpenter and George Romero, just quietly).  While Suspiria before it and Opera after featured more eyepopping violence the kills here are in character with a murderer making statements. The double murder of the two women and then the startling noonday sun in the piazza slaying are as crafty as anything he has done.

If Argento has muddied his own waters with later works, to my mind we can still keep the room we've made for him on reservation for all the stunners he brought to the genre which levitated its bar and kept the genre in the realm of great style. If I chose this film for a rewatch it's always as a casual pick but it always ends up reminding me of how compelling it gets, how soon and with what mastery. It wasn't the last time Argento made all of this work so fluently but it's still one of the best.

The Unseen from this year's Octoberfest (well, my Octoberfest)

Another October, another 31 nights o' horror. This time I wanted to push all the well known bangers to the weekends and concentrate on films new to me and from cultures other than American and I did pretty well. This list of brief reviews collects both categories.

My Best Friend's Exorcism

Significantly weakened movie adaptation of superb novel reigns in both the shared culture of the friends (crucial to the depth of their friendship) and the laugh out loud comedy of teenage perception. Even the horror elements are diluted to family-safe levels. I wanted Grady Hendrix and I got Mean Heathers. (Prime)

We're All going to the World's Fair

A haunting evocation of the vulnerability of being young and lonely in the great sargasso sea of the internet. Anna Cobb's naturalistic performance adds a fragility that feels unsettling. Her anonymised correspondent JLB delivers a monologue at the end that is either an account of real events or pure fantasy and it's creepy either way. Highly accomplished lo-fi film making that begs your patience and then rewards it. (Shudder)

Deadstream

There are a few live-stream movies out there, enough to constitute a subset of the found footage genre. This one dares you to get on board by giving a manic and difficult to love host. This is an effective ploy on the part of the filmmakers, though, as it gives the character an uphill stride to pick up your empathy. Once the stakes are raised you are with him, despite his hyperactive simpering. Some fine turns and twists and the willingness to plunge into genuine horror while the comedy is on high. Top notch low production. (Shudder)

Dark Glasses

Decent if mild mannered giallo by one of its former masters. Argento has made far worse than this. Points for being possibly his most compassionate films. (Shudder)

Hellraiser (2022)

Another one that will force a production date to be appended to make deadly sure no one thinks you're praising the remake (see also The Haunting (1963)) Good looking dreck without a breath of dread for all of its overlong two hours. Not skerrick of empathy possible for any of the characters and a lot of content that seems concocted to generate essays by media students. Meh. (Binge)

Satanic Panic

Very funny and campy yet willing to dip into harder horror. This is how a Grady Hendrix movie should play. (Shudder)

V/H/S/99

Better than the early entries. Even the lesser entries of the five stories are pretty good. (Shudder)

Grimcutty

Kids horror but keeps its scares and dread squarely at its audience age group. Not bad but not great. (Disney+)

Dashcam

Until you see the point of the protagonist being so infuriatingly puerile she's very hard to take. Happily, the film itself gets some early blows in before the reason for the persona emerges. Far better than a sequal to the same team's lockdown horror Host, Dashcam absorbs the themes of the times themselves and finds greater threats lurking in the shadows. Very funny but also very atmospheric and scary. (AppleTV)

Werewolves by Night

Pleasant fun and seductive design and black and white cinematography but little more. (Disney+)

Satan's Slaves

In which Joko Anwar covers James Wan and makes a possession/haunted house movie in every way superior to its inspiration. (Shudder)

Grave Robbers

Fine old school supernatural fun as ancient malignant spirit resumes human form to roam the land on a rampage. Little new but nice to see it in a different culture. (Shudder)

Witchhammer

Grim and depressing historical tale of a witch hunt in middle Europe in the 17th century. An opportunistic charlatan is indulged by the local aristos until his tribunal keeps expanding well beyond its calling to something more institutional. The original audiences in the Czechoslovakia would have recognised a lot of this in their post-Prague-spring oppression. (All the Haunts be Ours boxset)

Saloum

Highly atmospheric genre-hopping tale goes from political heist thriller to an eerie folk horror in an isolated community in Senegal. (Shudder)

The Dreaming

More atmosphere than scares in this folk horror where the bad guys return from historical oblivion to do more damage, rather than the kind of revenge plot of the ghostly sailors in The Fog. Made (like the next entry) in Australia's cenntenial of colonisation, 1988, with strong resonance of the horror visited on the land and people by the Europeans. (All the Haunts be Ours boxset)

Kadaicha

Small means but strong conviction make for an effective revenge slasher, again with historical resonance (again from 1988) as a group of suburban kids fall foul of the local spirits. (All the Haunts be Ours boxset)

Slumber Party Massacre II

Sequel to effective '80s slasher manages to improve on it with iconography from the history of teen music. The '50s/'80s Elvis with the drill guitar has to be seen (and heard) to be believed. Fun! (Shudder)

Leptirica

Serbian folk horror about local vampiric traditions resurrecting in the village. Some knockabout Breughelian humour manages to avoid spoiling the underlying dread which rises effectively in the third act and climax. (All the Haunts be Ours boxset)

Till next year ....

Review: BARBARIAN

Tess is in town for a job interview and finds that her AirBnb house has been double booked. Keith answers the door, sees her in the rain without the possibility of a hotel with a convention in town and asks her in to see if they can sort it out. While there's an edge to the situation he proves charming and self effacing enough to risk taking up his offer of the bedroom. There's a lock on the door and he seems pretty genuine. Strange disturbances during the night seem distant by the light of day and she rushes to her interview, smiling at Keith's note on the table saying he had a good night. Back from the appointment, she finds herself in a situation which compels her to search the house. Ending up in the basement she finds door after door to ever dingier rooms, including one which looks like it's housed torture. When Keith gets back she persuades him to check it which he reluctantly does. After too long waiting upstairs she goes after him, finding not only more dark rooms but a staircase that looks like it goes into the dark forever. Keith cries out. It sounds like he's faraway. Fight or flight?

It's fight, she, like Dante before her, follows on behind.

Barbarian is a crafty contemporary horror film with solid construction and clean lines. There are no arch nods to audiences that let them know that it's just a corny old movie and they are clever just being there getting all of it. It makes no claim to join the groanworthy nonsense of elevated horror. It's just a horror movie. It builds dread and earns its scares. There are references to a horrific crime from the past two decades and what seems a stab at cancel culture takes on more significance which resonates throughout the rest of the film. Two abrupt setting changes variously add backstory and deepen the narrative. There is also depth given to the monster but not at the cost of its threat.

This would just be an exercise if not for the warmth offered by Georgina Campbell as Tess who runs the gamut from personable through threatened, nervous, terrified and furious as the story throws ghastliness at her every few minutes. Bill Skarsgard comes out from behind his Pennywise makeup to reveal a kind of designer hunk with a disarming charm. Justin Long's sudden appearance as a heavily entitled Hollywood  hotshot facing cancellation and ruin, continues one of the most effective and thankless movie careers of recent decades. 

So, this is an accomplishment. I had actually toyed with catching up with the second of the recent rebooted Halloween and then going to see the next one in the cinemas but thought the better of  sitting through something I would most likely find tiresome. I chose this and was glad to sit in the cinema immersed in dread and care. A powerful electronic score comes in handy, there. 

Here's a point of frustration: there is a possible problem here of othering but it would involve too many spoilers to discuss. I'm still haunted by it but know that that doubt is balanced by the great threat that a character bears. It is a lot harder a case than the wincing depictions of baddies in Silence of the Lambs (an unfavourite of mine) or Incident in a Ghostland which as a very recent film ought to have known much better. There is also the counterbalance of the character A.J.'s comparable sins. Still don't know.

What I can say is how refreshed I felt that a current piece of horror cinema made it out of the gate without needing to be anything but itself. 

1982@40: POLTERGEIST

Young family in edge of town housing development is attacked by supernatural forces after strange phenomena appear and one of their own, five year old Carol Ann, is swallowed into the para-ether by the television. Experts are called and investigations made but it will be up to stronger bonds to vanquish the uncanny captors.

This film is among a very few of its vintage where the contemporary effects which it frequently depends on do not embarrass it. A fine cast of character actors perform a solid screenplay with high level lensing and a score by Jerry Goldsmith (no adjective needed there, considering greatness before and after). Poltergeist throws a lot of recognition humour about suburban family life, makes sharp points about greed-first business, and offers some respectable, if mild, scares and eeriness along the way. It was and is thoroughly enjoyable.

This high gloss entry into the horror of a new decade came at the end of a knotty string trailing back to 1973's The Exorcist whereby the horror is set in the normally comfortable suburban home. Neighbours fight over tv reception while the kids outside prank passersby. And then the horror. This time it was lifted into the influential dollar power of the father of the summer blockbuster, Stephen Spielberg, and the wielder of the Texas Chainsaw, Tobe Hooper. It's not the quality of the movie that gets questioned with this title, it's whodunnit.

The nitpicking on this topic can suck strong taxpayers into lightless rabbit holes but a shallow online investigation will reveal a workable solution. It was both and looks and plays like it. However, it is sorely tempting, given its gloss, pointedly every-family observations on life in the middle of the social strata, to leave it squarely at Spielberg's feet. Considering how all of Spielberg's productions of other directors' work ended up looking like his own, it's not so surprising, but here it looks like a hostile takeover. That is, until you start noticing things that he would never do if there was a choice. The mystic Tangina's stark Christian fundamentalism reeks of Hooper's southern upbringing and would return in later sequel to his own Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The face tearing scene is all Hooper. The use of the tv set as portal to a malevolant outer world, though, really could be either and possibly served as a starting point for the collaboration. The rest is probably just a history of compromises and/or personal politics. The more I see the film, though, the more firmly I think of it as a collaboration: Spielbergian themes and identikit look and sound (see also Gremlins, Back to the Future, or a host of others) but an undercurrent of darker and nastier thoughts from a Hooper who'd bargained with the mob to get his damn movie on screens.

I very happily watched this in 4K. The bizarre jump cut between the kitchen and neighbour's house scenes remains (look it up, there's a funny story to it) and the cover art throws decades of high recognition into the bin by putting a hard to visually read image on the cover instead of Carol Ann at the tv. Come on, folks, it's an iconic image for a film that was only ever intended to be mainstream; why the obscurity? Anyway....

Review: MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM

Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since early childhood. They fit in fine at school, lunching with the alpha chick while maintaining their own bubble. So they're fine when the latter, Margaret, invites them out for a girls weekend at her family's lake house. Margaret's bf turns up with a page of lysergic acid stamps and they go tripping. Gretchen and Abby go investigating the ruined building they've just been told has a gruesome past and they reach it just as the acid kicks in and something weird and violent (and unclear) happens. After that, Gretchen is a social wreck, withdrawn and self-harming, claiming that an entity is trying to take control of her. At one point she freshens up and becomes the most sinister mean girl at school, humiliating friends and taking potentially lethal action against one of them. Abby, increasingly defeated by these things, keeps her resolve and fights to find the solution. It's going to get dark.

In this paragraph I'm going to try and suppress the fact that the source novel by Grady Hendrix is the most enjoyable book I've read in the last ten years. Just as a movie, MBFE struggles against its own awkward shifts in tone between satire, teen comedy and horror. And it loses the struggle. It's not the cast's fault as everyone on screen is doing fine work. It's stolid direction of a screenplay that doesn't know how bland it is. By the time you get to the heartfelt ending you wonder if you've got to know these friends in this story of tough friendship well enough to care.

The novel spans many decades, even though in concentrates on about two years. We meet Abby and Gretchen in childhood where a cultural touchstone endears them to each other and they become friends for life. Their shared culture and its history are essential to understanding their bond, down to their hilariously misheard song lyrics and views of the life around them. At the climax, when Abby calls on these resources in an epic tirade, all of this reaches its thrilling apex in a show both laugh out loud funny and solidly poignant. This book is of the kind that I'm thinking of giving it a regular re-reading, something I haven't done since I was at school.

While it is inevitable that a film adaptation of a good sized novel will need to cast off a lot of material so it can get to work on the main current of the narrative anyone, whether familiar with the book or not, is going to feel the lack of back story to the central relationship. Criticising movies for what they aren't is a futile exercise but, even I who can fill this in as the film starts, felt the assumption that the girls had a reason to be best friends was beyond question. See also, the missing bombardment of cultural touchpoints that the friends in the novel use to constantly pepper their communication. Every chapter of the book is the title of an oldie from the time of the setting (the '80s). When Abby comes to the scene where she must call upon this it feels like the adaptation threw up its hands and relied on another assumption that someone so young would naturally resort to this rather than it rising from a lifetime of shared experience. 

There is, in fact, almost no sense of lived experience in this version. There is almost none of the humour of the source. When the story must stand and take its position as a horror tale it cannot muster the energy to step across the line. Now I'm going to do something else i seldom need to do in a review: make comparisons. There are two films I can think of that touch the tension common to both comedy and horror and never ease the touch so that funny moments are memorably so and thriller or horror scenes play in their mode with no sense of contradiction: Heathers and Ginger Snaps which we remember as comedies until we watch them again. My Best Friend's Exorcism doesn't establish and then use its tension, it just applies tropes and, in doing so, fails its viewers and its own cast. The weirdest moment of this film is reading Grady Hendrix's name in the credits as a producer.

THE LOST BOYS@35

A woman and her two sons move into a seaside Californian town whose welcome billboard is backed with graffiti describing it as the murder capital of the world. Well, it's where her dad lives and they can settle rent-free until she gets back on her feet and get started again after the divorce. Meantime, there's a boardwalk carnival at night and she goes around the shops asking about jobs while older boy loses himself in the crowd at a concert and younger boy meets the local comic shop brothers who send him off with a manual for fighting vampires done in panels. Older boy, let's call him Michael, sees the beautiful young Star in the crowd and pursues her through it, ending in the sight of the teen bike gang she's part of as she hops on the back of the leader's machine. They invite Michael to ride with them. He does and it's a fine ol' eighties pumpin' trip.

Joel Schumacher's take on the vampire sub genre has him setting it in the teen cinema of the era with an extra push. Just as Spielberg covered the under tens audience and dictated what such movies should look like, so John Hughes eightiesed up the teen saga, blending serious issues of the age group with a pastel toned finish and few exceptions took the adolescent experience outside of the program. While The Lost Boys didn't have the iconoclastic force of Heathers or the pre-Hughes oomph of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it does use the cultural flow of the Hughes template to escape it. 

Keifer Sutherland's David could have been in the Breakfast Club but Judd Nelson couldn't have been in Lost Boys (thank Heaven and Hell!). Dianne Wiest and Barnard Hughes are written just short of Ferris Bueller caricatures but Jason Patric's persistent sadness would have been resolved in a sex scene with Hughes. The point of departure is in the genre and the vampires here are eighties rockstars (they even nest in a trashed hotel). If anything, the melancholy beneath the notion of eternal youth here comes from the implication that eternity will just be neverending hijinks of rapidly diminishing returns. Michael in his in between state takes on a kind of indy rock star shades in bed look but he seems treading fever rather than rising from it. For all the Hughesian epiphanies and pleas for young rockin' rebels to calm down and accept themselves there was never such a sobering portrait of wasted youth.

The Lost Boys not only knows it's a teen movie of its time but loves the fact. All the sax wielding, engine revving, rebel yelling pranks and the clothes and hair of a youth culture that got to punk so late that it looked like old glam, all of that is flashing like fireworks on screen. Even the joke of the final line puts it on the timeline. But this is a case where you're glad of the datedness of a film. As with an Easy Rider or a Hard Day's Night, you want it to sing the hits, however naff they would be out of context. Worth at least an annual revisit.

Review: DON'T WORRY DARLING

A '50s display house world set in the desert like a nuclear test site. Inside one of the houses an afternoon party has the catalogue perfect wives balancing filled whisky glasses on their heads as the husbands cheer them on. We widen out to see the rest of the lifestyle is the same: cold war bacon and eggs in the morning when the wives send their husbands off to work with kisses and last minute spruces or lunch boxes thrown in the passenger seats of cars that are all chrome and fins, dinner ready for the breadwinner's appearance at the door at COB. Above it all, Frank the charismatic salesman of lifestyle, has it all under control. 

It's not unnervingly perfect, there are rivalries, boredom alcohol and bitchiness buzzing at every turn, but it all smooths out to a postcard perfect vista. But Alice, like her namesake through the looking glass, starts noticing the flaws: cartons of empty eggshells, mirrors that aren't like real mirrors, planes that seem to crash but can't be found after checking. Detail after detail comes up for test-flunking scrutiny, not least being Alice's precursor in discovery removes herself from the picture in a way that is completely refabricated by the authority figures. Things are not good but there seems no way to fight them.

Oliva Wilde's second feature tackles the dystopia scenario with great force on the beauty of the lifestyle but less oomph on the weirdness of the tale. Apart from a few impossible plot holes the overall scheme works but, given the strength of the performances, there is a curious constant downturn in traction, like a slowly leaking tyre. Florence Pugh is typically magnetic, Chris Pine is just as typically unnervingly urbane, Wilde herself is a hoot as Bunny and even popster Harry Styles fronts up with a credible turn and they are surrounded by a palpable world of gleaming golden day lifestyle fashion.

I noted at the action packed climax that I'd been missing all sense of pushback which had taken so long in coming from the thinning veneer of civilised discourse in the second act. I wonder if I just wanted more violence to go with the anger. While we are bombarded with a program of visual motifs that increasingly bring home something we already know, we get a lot less of the very canny Alice working out how to break the oppression. Sometimes, she steps back to blend in, regrouping to work out the next move, but the other characters seem less convinced than we are about her sincerity. It feels like a level or two of the realm at the base of this rabbit hole might have been dispensed with to push the well established and strongly delivered themes of conformity, identity and the fragility of the culture. There are many really well turned moments here but the big messaging just works to push them back down again.

There's a none too subtle hint in the greater culture that the character Frank is a take on reactionary postulator Jordan Peterson. Wilde and Pine steer the role away from this, however, to present an entity much more like a Fox News pundit. Of course it wouldn't work well dramatically (or even comically) if they'd let the character ramble until everyone else threw up their hands (like the real thing) but the character as given offers a lot less to rail against, he just doesn't have the same brittle arrogance and Pine is too effortlessly charming. You might want to sock Frank on the jaw but you never get to the point where you'd happily wish you had a flamethrower.

There was a small group of dickheads in the back row at my screening who were talking incessantly and often laughing at whatever was going on in their own conversation. At one point I heard their chatter (mostly under the film's soundtrack) cease, footfalls and looked around to see them leaving. Really? They paid twenty-four bucks for that? This film does have merit and if I rant against it it's more from letdown than contempt, but never was I so gladdened to imagine the sense of ripoff that those honking cretins must have felt on their way out. It almost felt meta.