PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES @ 60 (Mild spoilers)

A pair of exploration ships respond to a distress beacon while in deep space. As they approach the planet and prepare to land the crews suddenly start beating each other up. Captain of the Gallio Markary, manages to control himself and breaks up the fights and the crew return to normal, reporting feelings of being manipulated. The landing goes well and the atmosphere and gravity are hospitable. Locating the other ship, they find the crew, including Markary's brother, dead and an essential piece of equipment intentionally damaged. Once buried, the remaining crew, set about finding the source of the beacon, now considering it an act of hostility. Could it have come from the crashed ship with the giant skeletons over there? Guess not. They aren't stranded but they also might not be themselves, effectively binding them to the planet. Things to do.

Mario Bava's 1965 eerie sci-fi is a triumph of artistry and vision over meagre means. Bava had already put in some serious service by inventing the giallo crime thriller and answered Hammer with a continental version of gothic horror in films that remain impressive. The Bava name stretches back to his father, a cinematographer from the early silent era, and forward to his son Lamberto, himself no slouch in giallo and horror in the '70s and '80s. Planet comes near the mid point and, as we'll see, reaches into the past and future.

One of the persistent issues with this film is that 1979's Alien ripped it off. You'll get that with the giant skeleton in the old crashed ship and the false beacon by themselves. You could go further. The twin phallic engines of the Gallio and its genital front door (made more labial under H.R. Geiger's design) as well as the ribbed interiors and jagged, misty landscapes. What's missing is the physical alien, the xenomorph that becomes the plot of Ridley Scott's film. That's not really a massive steal.

What we do get is much more like John Carpenter's 1982 re-adaptation of The Thing where the alien could be anybody. It's actually a little scarier. The crew are effectively parasitised by an ethereal consciousness that intends to travel inside the crew back home and transform the planet into a colony. They've all but destroyed their own planet, which should tell you a little about their character. But this is not Star Trek (which hadn't been broadcast at the time), it's a space opera by the writer-director of Blood and Black Lace; Markary and his dwindling company aren't interested in civilising the insidious colonisers but shaking them off and fleeing the scene. That, after a little gore unusual for its era, is what they set about doing.

The mention of Star Trek there might have set off some images. Yes, this very cheaply made movie was shot on sets that could have been from a '60s TV show. Bava joked that the landscapes were made out of a couple of plastic rocks reused over and over. But that's false modesty. There are many shots that involve optical illusions that Bava's father used in the early years of cinema. So, yes, the space ship in the credit sequence looks like a bath toy against some starry wrapping paper but as soon as the ship lands and the scene changes to an alien world things lift dramatically. One of the durable techniques is to shoot a mirror reflecting a miniature set, with a cutout through which cast members can be seen performing. It is more seamless that the dioptric shot in Jaws of bad hat Harry and the beach, within the aesthetic, it looks realistic. Bava uses this for interiors, as well, rendering the ship gigantic. The ringed entrance to the crashed alien ship is a marvel of forced perspective. The gore effects might surprise you.

The score is solidly electronic but not the weird and wonderful symphony of Forbidden Planet (itself a wonder) but a low key moody series of drones and growls. If anything, I could have wished for a lot more of it (although it occurred to me, when watching it for this blog, that it must have been a slog getting what sounds we did get in the first place: see also Delia Derbyshire's work for the BBC). It's not just a theremin and a few kazoos. John Carpenter almost certainly saw this film near its release and would have cause to recall the sounds of its atmosphere.

That said, Planet of the Vampires drags Bava's '60s rap sheet with its slow pacing through some fairly obvious revelations and the stiffness of the international cast who were speaking their lines in their own languages. Post-sound was normal practice for Italian cinema well past this point and the resulting Babels of on-set voices was never considered a hurdle. This was the first time I chose to watch it in Italian with subtitles and preferred the experience to hearing the strangled dubs (even though the Italian is also a dub). But I'd still recommend the curious sci-fi fan or cinephile seeking it out for the atmosphere building and wow-factor of the resourcefulness on display. Bava's space horror, for all its creakiness, remains a treasure.

Viewing notes: I've had this on a non-anamorphic DVD and a slightly better Blu-Ray but I watched it most recently on Radiance's stunning boxed Blu-Ray with a squeaky clean remastering. The thing looks a little too good when coming up against some of the model work and effects but most of what is on screen is a notch above what you'd see in the remastered Star Trek and so quite easily adjusted to. There is a possiblity of a 4K but I can't see it doing all that much more than here (then again, I've said that a lot). This might have once been available locally but not at time of writing, so the only way of getting it (not on streaming either) is to shell out for a physical copy. The box set I bought is prohibitive for taking a punt so ebay for a DVD might be the go. Sorry I can't be more help.

THE GOONIES @ 40

A local bad guy escapes from prison. Across town, a group of friends gather at one of their houses to help prepare for the move due to the imminent buy-out from the local real estate money grubbers. The Goonies from the Goon Docks, they stumble on an adventure which could get them out of the move. It leads them to the bad guy's lair. When the bad guy finds out about the Goonies' treasure map, things collide and the adventure just won't quit. Through old houses, waterslides, caves rigged with traps, and an old pirate ship and a cast from the sidelines of a Spielberg movie, this is everything that a mid-'80s American movie needs to be.

While characters are clearly defined with text book keynotes and the world building is of the magical suburban that was sold to audiences from the Spielberg stable and its imitators, we are treated to a plot that works a treat and moves at a clip. If you have seen Stranger Things but not The Goonies you might be struck with an odd deja vu. You might also notice that this PG rated piece with its hard on jokes and sex references got away with that. If anything the rating system has become more protective of the sensibilities of the under fifteens. Then again, with a cast dominated by that group, for whom else was this movie made?

Answer: for the family night at the movies and then the home video night. John Hughes had already nailed the teen and young adult date night market, Spielberg's concerns went straight to the audience that got into everything else he'd made or oversaw. The Goonies is a kids Raiders of the Lost Ark. It won't have the goofy Nazis but it can have the kind of baddies that would later appear in the likes of Home Alone. You don't get a single Indy Jones but why would you need him when each of the kids has his or her own quest?

The difference between just squeezing it down to essentials and making a movie that the kids want to see again and again is a director who can bring some serious mainstream muscle to the project, so that it never gets too cute. Richard Donner did the prestige TV to big screen journey like Frankenheimer or Lumet, only Donner kept at the big movie side of things, hitting huge with The Omen and Superman. Reigning in the cutesy tendencies of a Spielberg story that were allowed too much bloom in things like Gremlins, was part of the assignment for him. What we get from this is a non-stop fun ride with some acceptable life lessons for the little 'uns along the way.

As much love as this movie gets from Gen Xers with nostalgia, there is an elephant hanging around in the corner. The Goonies fulfilled the need for a second bite at the Indy Jones cherry but it was also doing service for the lack of a property that was claimed so hard that it was in development and negotiation purgatory for a time beyond the patience of the great marketeers of the Spielberg stable. The TV mini-series of IT would not get to screens until five years after The Goonies but the book was burning a hole in the yearning of its fans. Concentrating on the kids adventure theme allowed the team to avoid too close comparisons and any copyright headaches while churning out yet another rollercoaster ride on film. 

As rides go, it's a good one. Donner, clearly appreciating the bigger budget, pulls out some dazzling set direction and complicated camera moves along with a host of practical effects which work without needing an apology. However, for me, this is like Christmas, wondrous as a child but meaningless without kids of my own. I didn't bother with it as a new cinema release at the time as Spielberg and co. had long worn out their welcome for me. I saw it on TV in the '90s and then for this on streaming. It did kick better on the recent revisit. It's a film for an appetite; if yours doesn't crave it, you'll never pick it up but if it does, you'll be eating warmth.

Viewing notes: The Goonies is available on DVD and 4K through retailers but currently streamed through SBS on Demand. 

TEEN WOLF @ 40

Scott sucks at basketball. When we first meet him he fails his shot at the hoop in front of his schoolmates. The other thing that's happening is his body is changing. He yanks straggles of hair from his chest, his nose can detect a liverwurst sandwich through a layer of socks in his friend's locker and his ears are going pointy. Sent in to buy a keg of beer a a liquor store he scares the old guy behind the counter into selling it to his underage self. Then one night there's a full moon and he finally goes full werewolf and his father comes to him in his own werewolf form and tells him they need to talk.

At first, he keeps this from everyone as he's a teenager and self conscious but, a few accidental moments later, everyone soon knows and in a bizarre twist, he is accepted as a werewolf. His game improves and he is finally getting the attention of the alpha chick. So, as long as he's ok with it, he's a lycanthrope daywalker who's come into his body and style. Well, the alpha chick has a sporty alpha boyfriend whose jealousy is growing faster than the hair on Scott's body. Also, his childhood friend with the tomboy name of Boof is becoming much more than that. And he still sucks at basketball. And now everyone wants him to be the werewolf all the time. This is going to take some working out.

Rod Daniel's amiable teen comedy takes the nebbish coming of age tale a step into magical realism with a more absurdist tinge than anything related to horror. The insistence on Scott's life tests in his basketball skills is a continuing undercurrent that feels warm rather than cute and his growing negotiation with Boof feels natural rather than the brittleness that a John Hughes would have made it. In fact, in its own way, Teen Wolf is an effective counter to Hughes's self-important teenage epics. Not as much as Heathers would prove to be but in its developing celebration of teamwork rather than peer-enforced conformity earns it a lot of points.

Michael J. Fox, still high on his Alex role in the hit com Family Ties and a smash in the recent Back to the Future is perfect casting for Scott. Credibly good looking and affectless, his charisma seems effortless next to most of the cast of stock characters. Jerry Levine slots into the kind of identikit Ferris whacky guy who surfs car roofs and comes up with publicity and money making schemes. Seldom has a high schooler looked so thirty something. Lorie Griffin as alpha Pamela shows promise but is written so flat that all she has to do is look pretty and be casually bitchy. Susan Ursitti as Boof is the only younger cast member that meets Fox on his own level. Her quiet persistence and nuanced longing are masked with the kind of day-to-day relaxed face that her character does a little too well. Of the adults, James Hampton plays a lightly whacky werewolf dad to Scott which offers both gravitas and era-typical bizarreness to a comedy parent.

For a score we get a dominance of what Americans still think of as '80s music with a kind of Neanderthal take on yacht rock broken up by sugary electronics. That's the way you had to sell it at the time, even after some promising looks away like the Risky Business score (mind you, that was Tangerine Dream). What are you gunna do, it works for the party and prom scenes.

Teen movies from this context are dominated by John Hughes whose pontificating style imposed itself on everything not touched by the Spielberg stable. This is what makes a film like Teen Wolf feel so light. The ersatz Ferris Bueller, Stiles feels like a loser without the Bueller sociopathy and when Scott does his more gynmastic turn surfing on the car roof it feels more ho hum than it should. Instead of light I got the sense that this, like everything in the same vein, had to pass the Hughes test to get funded. There is unrealised seriousness here that might have broken it out. It would be years until Heathers and decades until the power of Ginger Snaps but who's complaining, Teen Wolf was a world wide hit which is what it was meant to be, it just happened to have been made at a time when looking away from the assembly line just felt too dangerous.

Review: FRIENDSHIP

Craig corrects a misdelivered parcel to his neighbour Austin and inadvertently finds a new friend. Not just a guy you can wave to as you see them in the street but someone to go on adventures with. Craig is in the manipulation business, designing advertising strategies to keep consumers hooked to products. Austin is a weatherman on TV who smokes, drinks and leads a punk band on his nights off. Austin takes Craig to an urban exploration into the old city sewer system which ends in a warm bonding moment. So, it's a bromance? Nope.

At a night with some of Austin's buds Craig pushes through the inhibition he feels was holding him back but it ends in him committing a massive faux pas. What started out as a kind of suburban Fight Club inverts to Craig almost switching roles with Austin who turns all normie after a promotion at work. This is really not going to plan. 

Nothing is, though. Craig's family life is introduced after his wife Tami's successful battle with cancer. One of the first things you hear her say is that she would like to have an orgasm again. Craig, trying to cover the embarrassment announces that he has plenty of his own orgasms. When his son and share a child parent kiss it's on the lips. He notices and remarks on it but it's dropped. On an outing with his son at a shopping centre a middle aged man goes by riding a vehicle that looks like a pig with blinking lights. It's also commented on.

These moments not only save Friendship from ever easing off into cuteness they serve the film's modus operandi: destabilisation. Tim Robinson has built a comedy career on social distress with his I Think You Should Leave sketches. Their approach is transported here to feature length proportions. After Craig's faux pas with the buddies, he's given a dry and unpleasant breakup speech by Austin. He tries joining the smokers at work as they huddle outside but the guy's night in he gets them to at his basement lasts only minutes before he throws everyone out. This film does not allow its audience to get too comfy, even with its frequently bleak comedy.

Robinson fights for our empathy and we are surprised to grant it. Partly, this is due to the victimhood he suffers but it's also due to the motivations of those around him. When he disrupts a customer pitch at work what we notice most is that he's breaking through the falsehood of his own career. But then, we don't feel like cheering the self-destruction. He's neither a golden hearted jerk nor a corporate terrorist like Tyler Durden. If anything, his responses are the sporadically overkilling ones of Leo Bloom in the Producers or Sheldon's in The In Laws, given the switch he breaks it.

To the very end we have to guess where things are going as the stakes of personal antipathy between friends and family soar and the means to arrest the damage increasingly fail. Paul Rudd as Austin's change from urban freedom fighter to rat race running conformist is jolting but his counter in Craig's chaos makes it work (or at least explains it as a necessity). Kate Maras long suffering Tami's choices feel like she is waking from a lifelong fog (reminiscent of  Being John Malkovich's Lotte)

There is a scene toward the end that repeats an early one in which the seeds of imbalance are planted. Its warmth and resolve feel like a  genuine reward. This leads to another that suggests a development in the friendship but is left ambiguous. 

I don't know if Tim Robinson can develop or refine his sketch comedy persona further than he has here. His performance is so committed and solid it suggests that his future career could stay at the one-shot that it feels like or into something else entirely. It's definitely not the stuff of comedy franchises. I'll be interested to see where it does go.

This is one for the cinema. Not because of any high vistas or action setpieces but for the density of its psychology that, while not academically taxing is nevertheless sincere and probing and would be easily missed if your phone was there to distract you. It's to be seen without pause and all the attention you can muster. It's a comedy, not the type that makes you chortle but smile with recognition and even sadness. In the year's offerings so far, it's among the highpoints.

CATCH-22 @ 55

It's World War II and Yossarian the bombardier wants out. He asks the squadron doctor to ground him but learns the paradoxical clause of the title. If someone was insane they would not be permitted to fly more missions but only sane people would ask to be relieved of the duty so they are fit to fly more missions. The doctor can't ground Yossarian without compromising his own position. The limit on missions before relief keeps growing, well past the initial twenty-five limit. Meanwhile, the supply officer, Lieutenant Minderbinder is doing deals on goods between the air base and anyone else who'll trade. As a sticky web of rorts and absurdist situations grows the military life looks both like a lark and a huge deadly nightmare.

It was 1970 and any military-based movie that wasn't an old school gung-ho shouter was anti-war and, whatever war it was superficially referring to, always led back to the one the U.S.A. was losing in Vietnam. The conflict that was revealing to Americans through its own tv screens, the wasting decay of old heroism and the way of the good guys, was linked inextricably to anything on screen in a uniform. Claims like destroying a village in order to save it and the atrocity at Mi Lai had rewritten the order and the culture was ready for cynicism and a slap in the face to authority. They were ready, in other words, for Catch-22 and M.A.S.H.

Mike Nicholls who had made a name on TV not only with directorial efforts but as part of a satirical improv act with the great Elaine May (this is worth YouTubeing) but more recently had impressed with his transposition of the Albee stage nerve-fest Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf with the world's celebrity divorcees Burton and Taylor and then the middle class shock comedy of The Graduate. Joseph Heller, author of the source novel, knew Nicholls was right after rejecting the redoubtable Richard Brooks and Richard Quine. Nicholls worked with black comedy stalwart Buck Henry for two years on the screeenplay and, though it diverted from the novel, got the author's full approval. 

Nicholl's cast was of the massive kind touted for major event movies but on a more varied scale: Orson Welles, Martin Balsam, Anthony Perkins, Alan Arkin, John Voigt, Richard Benjamin, Paula Prentiss, Bob Newhart, Charles Grodin. Add pop star Art Garfunkel and you have a castlist that doesn't play fair. Is it a send-up or serious? Nicholls' wrangling of this herd alone should earn him kudos but that he manages to allow someone like Newhart his comedic hysteria but Perkins his restrained explosion and so on, while giving Orson any damn thing he pleased, makes this potentially cutesy comedy a multi-textured tour de force.

This is before you get to astounding sequences in which actors have to deliver layered dialogue against the sights and sounds of massive explosions and a Mitchell bomber crash landing behind them. The aircraft management is, of course, done without a frame of anything but cameras and lighting (but that does include some rear projection): when you see planes, you are really looking at planes. One shot of a downed bomber's tail section in the sea as a distant intact one flies closer to the horizon while dialogue continues will inform or remind you that they really just can't make 'em like this anymore.

But none of this visual dazzle suggests the depth of the satire and how it mounts to epic scale toward the third act. Yossarian (an explosive and hilarious Alan Arkin) with his highly localised mission to escape the military and the war might be rendered insignificant by Milo's rampaging and stinkingly corrupt capitalism, but its essential humanity is never lost to us. By the time Milo is marshalling the streets in control of the local sex work, he has secured control of the war itself on the local scale, resembling both a carnival barker and a fascist dictator. Even more, we want Yossarian out of there.

My memory of this film is one of hearing it from behind the wall of the front seat of my father's Humber on a family outing to the drive-in. After Snowden's guts pour out of his life jacket in Yossarian's motif memory, that's how I "watched the rest of hte film. My brother exaggerated the grisliness of the scene and for years I dared not watch the movie. I had seen the bisection of Hungry joe by McWatt in the light plane and thought that was bad. Then again, I was eight or nine (parents, what were you thinking?) It turned up on Brisbane TV in 1980 and I did watch it. The guts scene was edited and the film played fine without it. Two decades later, on DVD, I was ready for it after a bout half a decade of catching up with horror movies I'd missed from the '80s onwards.

Catch-22 was beaten at the box office both by Robert Altman's M.A.S.H. and Franklin Schaffner's Patton, two very different films, but its reputation has since lifted. It has also aged much better than both. The male-gaze leering that feels juvenile and icky in M.A.S.H. is more diegetic here; the bomber crews' lust is offered as comic but is also saddening. Nurse Duckett gives way better than she gets from Yossarian with a double knee to the groin in a scene that calls for both. The sex workers in Rome are given more economic understanding that Fellini gave them two years later. The film has more compassion than a satire's ethical mudget usually gets. Against its example the swathe of late '60s and early '70s knockabout examples seldom come close to matching it for its underlying gravity.

But that's it, the dark undercurrent's energy saves it the way it saved the following year's Harold and Maude from ever straying into the cultural safety of M.A.S.H. (for all its frat boy jibes) or the still queasy unease of Patton. It's Catch-22 that reaches from the past as a response to an exhausting era. When the time came to take a similar look at the first Gulf War in Three Kings, this was the example that led it. 

DEEP RED @ 50

Mark, a young jazz maestro in Rome, witnesses the murder of a co-tenant of his building but is powerless to stop it. As the killer progresses through everyone who gets close to making an identification, Mark is drawn into an investigation of his own as he, too, is now under threat. This takes him on an intriguing journey through darkness.

The Giallo genre, a series of crime films popular in Italy from the '60s to the '70s, was on the wane in its native country. Dario Argento had made his start as a film maker with one only five years before (The Bird With the Crystal Plumage) and had contributed two more, neat and deadly entries. Whether he was wanting to revive the flagging genre or finish it off with a cinematic mountain, what he achieved was one of the most articulate and ranging examples of it with sumptuous sets, eyepopping kills, arresting music and solid central performances.

David Hemmings is paired with Daria Nicolodi (co-writer of the later Suspiria and future spouse of Argento) and they have a ball colliding with each other until the sparks turn into arc lighting. The closest Hemmings had come to the slapstick antics on screen here was the mime scene in Blow-Up. In Deep Red his character endures frequent indignities at the hands of the impossible new-feminist Gianna, her difficult car with the glove-box filled with airline booze bottles and whose power at arm wrestling leads to some hilarious embarrassment. 

This plays against a frequently grim series of murders. No one in Gialli ever seems to get shot. They get decapitated, pierced by shards, knifed, sliced by sliding doors, alright, but I can only think of one case where a gun is used for a kill in the decades of the genre. The medium at the start is despatched by knife and then finished off with the glass of a broken window. There is death by boiling water, death by impact with a marble fireplace and a range of others as this high strung movie gets on with it.

Goblin's score tread a fine line between insistent electronic motive and outright prog rock. Both fit perfectly. There is also the eerie lullaby that plays over the mid credit sequence that pits the sharp violence against its disarming major/minor tonality. The motif was a direct influence on John Carpenter's theme for Halloween with its pressing grind and pealing piano figures.

As to plot, Gialli never boasted particularly tight examples, preferring to mix cultural shock value of "deviant" sexuality and decadence. Argento writes a coherent story and (you'll see this on a repeat viewing) plays fair by matching an early, easily missed detail, with a later revelation.

Now, all this gush aside, it should be noted that by current standards, Deep Red is a snail of a thriller. Personal investigation stories will, by necessity, have stretches in the middle act where everyone has to stop and take stock of the mystery and its dangers before racing to the finish but the Italian genre liked to ask its audiences in for a coffee or a drink, a red herring on toast and then a big finish followed by a coda no one saw coming. Deep Red's middle act is a lot of chemical bickering between the leads as the kill setups get more elaborate. This makes for a fascinating atmosphere but it doesn't hurry. 

What it does do is widen the style, growing increasingly baroque in detail. The location of an old murder case that might be pertient is found through horticulture. A victim is distracted by the sight of one of the ghastliest walking puppets you are ever likely to see. He is a target because he discovers something hidden on a bathroom wall. When Mark discovers the child's horror drawing of the historical murder behind the plaster of an old house, he is led back to the scene to investigate a detail he missed only to discover an even more horrific scene. 

All of this actually does add up. If his next film (Suspiria) threw narrative cogency out the window in favour of heavy violence and even more style, Deep Red plays like the highest that Giallo ever got as a rational film genre. I'm leaving out the treatment of the character Marco's gayness as it deserves more attention than I can give it, here. I will say that, along with other LGBTQ depictions in Argento's films, it is far too easy to characterise him as othering these characters in order to execute a Hollywood style punishment. It's not advocacy but it is live and let live. It wasn't all Fellini.

It is, as the saw goes, a pleasure to live at the beginning and end of an era. You could do worse, assuming you can find them (probably only on physical media now) than Deep Red be paired on a film night with Mario Bava's Blood and Black Lace. Both are strikingly visual and bracingly violent crime thrillers with aesthetic sensibilities more attuned to the realm of old master painters and Jacobean revenge playwrights than 20th century filmmakers. If that sounds good to you, track these down. You will be holding on to them, if you do.

Viewing notes: I watched Arrow Video's stunning 4K presentation of Deep Red in its extended cut. I could have chosen a 5.1 audio track in Italian of the cobbled English/Italian hybrid. This is a splicing of elements discovered long after the first edits were released, a reassembly that meant that a number of scenes suddenly go into an Italian dub. I have always found this easy to get used to and highlights David Hemmings' full performance (he dubbed his own part at the time). It's only offered in 2 channel but it's worth it.

AMERICAN PSYCHO @ 25

In an early scene, Patrick Bateman takes us through his morning skin routine, a complex series of named products and tasks, that allows his privileged youth to remain vibrant and beautiful. He is also warning us of the implication of the title, ending with, "I simply am not there." As we follow his progress through the culture of 1% Manhattanites, with its multitude of micro-aggressions and abstracted savagery, we see how he responds to this rarefied stress with acts of extreme violence. If Patrick is driven to atrocity by such means what happens when they get too much for him?

Brett Easton Ellis' dark satire on yuppiedom in the '80s was considered unfilmable for the intensity of its graphically described violence. Screenplays, including one by Easton Ellis, came and went until almost a decade after its publication, this adaptation was released. So how did it go?

I recall a conversation in the '90s where a friend proposed Oliver Stone as director and the still young enough Robert Downey Jr as Bateman. It was a thrilling idea, the kind that can take a conversation from fat chewing to the corners of inspiration. We imagined scenes from the book we'd read in annihilating colour on screen. The novel was a must read at the time, a book deemed taboo here but bold there. 

The original cover art gave us a Bateman in a suit. His face was either a mask with darkened eyeholes or his face crowned with a film of bloody red. Out of context, you'd take it as a tribute to Francis Bacon. It looked fearsome. Then, when I read it, I found it to be wincingly violent but also constantly humorous in the same way as his debut novel Less Than Zero. The violence, though, is flavour and emphasis, not purpose. That is what Mary Harron understood.

Easton Ellis' uber privileged are shown as shark-like competitors in bespoke clothing, suggesting that Bateman is only enacting what his friends and colleagues only dream of doing if they weren't already performing an abstracted expression of it in their business dealings. In one of the few passages addressing his childhood in the novel, Bateman is afflicted by rage. We don't need that here and a lot of that has to do with the casting of Christian Bale.

Bale at twenty-six presented an unblemished beauty strengthened by near constant exercise. His blankness is perfected rather than undermined by his narration and has Bateman perform his smile which is free of any genuine joy. If you've ever known someone who engages in conversation in order to pounce on points and finish their ridicule with a weird blurting AI laugh, you will know this characterisation: a life-draining continuous antagonism. When we see him prepare to attack, we don't need to see the results. If anything they would detract from the effect of Bateman's remove (even from his own actions). Harron continues the mystery of the scene with the coathanger from the novel in that neither explains what he used it for, only suggesting its gravity through the results, knowing that we who read and see and fill in blanks are going to supply the worst we can. And when we do, we are, however temporarily, kin to Bateman.

The rest of the cast are also astutely chosen to give us an elite New York that is intimidatingly urbane and dangerous to approach with the likes of Jared Leto, Justin Theroux and Reese Witherspoon. Chloe Sevigny also impresses as the timid but observant Jean. Willem Dafoe turns up in a role that shows he really can do restraint, as the quietly canny detective who understands more than he reveals. I can't finish this without mentioning the work of cinematographer Andrzej Sekula whose compositions go from sumptuous lifestyle brochure perfection to the ugly over lighted moments at venues that are rinsed with discomfort.

American Psycho is the kind of literary adaption that comprehends its source material. The book that might have got its author cancelled if it appeared more recently and the film based on it both prove both funnier and less extreme than feared. The thread of wavering identity, the rupture between a fantasised wish fulfilment and diegetic reality is nauseously blurry. It recalls another supposedly unfilmable novel made a few years before. David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch threw the issues with forming a literal report of Burroughs' eyepopping satirical epic by creating a companion to it. More recently Luca Guardaningno's take on the much shorter Queer managed to overstretch the source and make an unsatisfying thing of it. Guardangnino is currently at work on a remake of American Psycho. I won't be in line for that one, though, as Mary Harron has already made this one.

THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE @ 55

Sam, an American in Rome, walks past a gallery on the way home one night to witness a masked figure attacking a woman inside. He runs to her aid, getting into the glassed off antechamber, inadvertently locking him self between two glass walls and watches powerlessly as the attack proceeds. Getting a passing stranger to call the cops, he pounds at the glass ineffectively. The assassin leaps away at the sound of the siren but the woman is on the floor with an abdominal wound.

Sam was about to decamp to New York with his Brit girlfriend but the detective who interviews him takes his passport. The case is so baffling that anyone could be involved. Sam has to clear his name but also is intrigued to play detective, himself, haunted by the notion that he saw something that the excitement erased. The killer is picking off women around the city. Sam is about to enter a labyrinth of intrigue, danger and after dark puzzles. Does he have the key?

The Giallo genre was about a decade old when Dario Argento entered the scene with this film. Argento had already been a film critic and had made a good start at screen writing, collaborating with the likes of Bertolucci and Leone (the tense opening of Once Upon a Time in the West has his stamp all over it). Italy had already shown its endless appetite for the violence and engaging mysteries of Giallo as dished up by the great Mario Bava among many others. These were shot for international markets and, as with all Italian film production at the time, made with the intention of dubbing the dialogue. Argento wrote his own adaptation of the novel The Screaming Mimi for his debut.

While the gallery attack scene is not the very opening it's the way the film is recalled opening, with a situation straight out of Hitchcock as a would be hero is prevented from helping and must watch an act of violence from a trap. It's a nightmare situation and won't be the last one this movie offers.

Actually, that's a point: Bird is so stuffed to the gills with Giallo quirks that it would be considered a postmodern parody if it had been made now. the cross-dressing lineup guy giving better than he gets, the Breughel style naive painting of the sexual assault, the ugly but funny comedy scene with the artist, the too-urbane detective, right down to the hit man in the bright yellow leather jacket (Giallo is Italian for yellow, Argento even made a later movie with that as the title) which has one of the best comic relief transitions before getting scary again. Argento isn't trying to send anything up, though, he is gleefully picking genre tropes off the shelf and setting them off as perfect plot bombs. Hitchcock himself dismissed the plot drivers of his films with the joke about the McGuffin (Google it) he much preferred the visual puns, social commentary and mechanics of suspense. See also everyone who made a Giallo except that Argento even more, outdoing the great Bava himself.

So, if anything, The Bird With the Crystal Plumage pays nothing but service to the genre it declares. That said, it is not a series of ticks on a checklist. Argento warms everything up with real humour and builds a nocturnal Rome that feels of its time but also darkly medieval. On board as cinematographer is Vittorio Storaro  who also lensed The Conformist, The Godfather and Apocalypse Now among many others, having a deadly sense of the effects of colour on the psyche. Bird still looks like a zillion dollars. And while we're talking collaborators, let's throw in the great Ennio Morricone who provides a score that mixes cute girl pop with avant orchestral noise motifs and electronica. This movie sounds scared.

As a sub-genre of crime fiction The Bird With the Crystal Plumage still delivers and in a much more insistent manner than most of them. Argento perfected the traditional Giallo with his next string of films, adding more peculiar style each time until Deep Red a few years on which all but rendered the genre impossible to top. After some extraordinary horror outings he then returned but to decreasing effect as some of the later entries could not outgrow the limitations of the Giallo's heyday. There are always exceptions (Opera, The Stendhal Syndrome) but the more recent films have felt like the first ones never did: routine. Before that, back in 1970, he climbed to the peak of his adopted genre on his first go. If you can find this, watch it.

Viewing notes: We watched Arrow's 4K presentation of this and it is stellar. In the convivium and sipping of bubbly stuff we all got a little lost. As these movies were never shot with direct sound and intended to be dubbed even in their native Italian it's not a big deal unless you really want ot hear actor's own voices (E.g. David Hemmings in Deep Red). The subtitles might prove a boon, here. I can't find it for purchase or rent on any streamer. If you are feeling adventurous you can get a physical copy from a few boutique labels. Maybe Shudder or Tubi in the future.

Review: 28 YEARS LATER

Decades after the initial outbreak of the rage virus Britain is a quarrantined area. Survivors band in various ways but the ones we follow have found an Island protected by a causeway that the tide renders impassable. Island life is primitive but homely. Young Spike is being prepared to accompany his father across to the mainland to join him in scavenging for the settlement. While Spike initially nails a few of the infected his fear and nerves during skirmishes see him making mistakes and he carries guilt back with him to the island. 

When his initiation party gets under way, his concerns make him follow his father who has himself followed a young woman out to where the shadows are private. Betrayed at the sight, Spike goes back home and chats to his grandfather about what happened and a curious distant fire he saw on the mainland. Grandad suggests that the flame was maintained by one of the few trained doctors in reach. Spike thinks of his bedridden mother upstairs whose erratic, hallucinatory behaviour is probably just something that needs medicine. He has a lot to prove and a chance to do something really good. He takes his mum across the causeway.

When I saw 28 Days Later as a new film I and my companion were treated to a very ill fellow cinephile who kept sneezing ballistically while watching the instantly transferrable bug lay the land waste with hoards of angry zombies. That wasn't entirely why I didn't love the movie. I did like about two thirds, though, the first act and build were wonderful but then it fell into over-contrivance with pat dialogue and what felt like a rushed conclusion. Along with other titles of its vintage (hello to The Descent and Eden Lake), it gained in cult adoration what it didn't in box office returns and largely left me cold. I had no interest in the sequel 28 Weeks Later. 

So why go to this one? It was deemed different.

Well, so it is, mostly. It plays like an old rustic tale like Kes or Whistle Down the Wind but with Zombies and adult themes. Spike leaves the safety of his small society, let down by his father and needing to make his mother better, and wanders the dangerlands, meeting fellow travellers also pursuing survival. The memento mori of the herds of infected, whether obese and crawling like outsized reptiles or knotty limbed and voracious, preventing all but the most fleeting senses of the kind of reset the land needs.

Danny Boyle was one of the '90s wunderkinder, a flashy auteur bursting with pop culture and an eye for irony that often broke into the screamingly cynical. His Shallow Grave and Trainspotting remain durable highlights but his output after them put him in the patchy file. The embarrassing Coens rip A Life Less Ordinary and the meh The Beach left him nowhere to go until 2002's 28 Days Later in which he reinvented zombies to a decent return. The problem for me with that one is that he didn't leave his smartarsed observations at the door and tried to shoehorn the kind of toughness of Trainspotting in. It meant that the resulting tonal tension made it feel more like cable tv than cinema. And then we get the ending. I won't spoil it but it reminded me of nothing else but the kind of rugpull cliffhangers that The Walking Dead would end its seasons with. 

That said, this one does feel like cinema. There is a theme of anger and a quest for betterment from Spike which works but perhaps works toward the already announced sequel. Alfie Williams is outstanding as Spike. The ever dependable Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes and Aaron Taylor Johnson provide the screen with solid presence. All of this works but I was still left waiting for the next season.

Viewing Notes. The timing of the session had me getting an overpriced ticket to one of Hoyts' Lux cinemas with the reclinas. These days I'm fine with these as they can be easily adjusted for comfort. We were also treated to a free popcorn and softdrink which was a pleasant surprise. Currently on general release.

Review: WARFARE

Do you remember Eric Prydz's 2000s hit Call On Me? No? Well, if you ever slunk home after a long Saturday night and chucked Rage on, you'll remember the video. A group of beautiful and fit young women compete for the attention of the hunky gym trainer. Gyrations and pelvic thrusts and Californian perfection in the hair, faces and bodies. All the reward is directed at the male who is standing in for those playing at home. Well, that's how this movie about military violence begins. After enough of the Prydz clip the reverse shot is of a wall of soldiers in action gear grinning and leering and cheering: bonding. You will remember this moment as the film continues. You will need to.

This film has a progress rather than an act structure. It is based on the collected memories of the soldiers who participated in the operation and, while an arc does become clear, what we are watching is military procedure without context beyond that of warfare itself. Ok, got it, roll credits.

Well, the rest of the film is a steady build from the crew establishing their base to starting operations to defending themselves against an elusive enemy. The point of their presence and commandeering the house becomes clear as they identify armed suspects appearing in the neighbouring buildings, the soldiers are drawing them out. When a grenade is tossed in through a window the operation changes from a clean-up job to a siege with increasingly traumatic and brutally violent effects on the men.

A multinational cast of young, intense performers gives us a thickening tension and at frequent intervals, we go back to that bonding sleazy pop video. When we're looking into the body of a soldier halved by an explosion with his internal organs exposed or another's legs hacked by weaponry, we recall the doof doof techno rhythm and the beautiful young things grinding around erotically and wish we were back there when the worst thing was what the men no so secretly wanted to do with those dancers. If that bonded the characters, it now bonds the audience to the movie.

The insistence on depicting the real time events highlights the apparent futility of the operation. What does it mean when a single act of aggression renders the soldiers into automatic motion drilled in by training? And where are we looking when we understand that almost all of what we are seeing is the force and equipment of an invading army? When they are threatened our empathy defaults to them. A poignant single shot before the end credits puts this into perspective.

I am gladdened that this wasn't a found footage movie as the real-time feature suggested. The presentation is the cleanest digital video and multiple setups every scene. About half way through I began to wonder when the point was due to arrive but as that mark drove by it became clear that this was the point: noise, danger, life and non life. While I was happy to emote-along the characters closest to my field of vision, I kept thinking of why they were there. I did not support the war in Iraq. This coloured everything I saw between the two credit sequences and I kept thinking of the ever darkening sleaze of the Eric Prydz video and feeling sick that the erotica and the ultraviolence became indistinguishable. A strong piece that yet must beg for indulgence lest its audience should wise up and walk out.

Viewing notes: I saw this as part of my subscription to Prime. It was a robust 4K presentation. It's available for rent at other sources.

FRIDAY THE 13th @ 45 (Spoliers!)

A young woman hitchhikes her way to her job as a cook at a summer camp. After being weirded out by a local preaching doom, warned off going to her destination because of murders that took place there, and then given the ick by the driver of her ride, she gets out and is pursued into the woods to her violent death. Meanwhile, the other young things assemble at Camp Crystal Lake to setup for the advent of the kids. They notice the persistent absence of the new cook (we already met her) and then they, too, start suffering the slings and arrows ... and javelins. Cinema has entered the 1980s.

Sean Cunningham's 1980 teen slasher from a screenplay by Victor Miller was intended as a cash-in after the success of John Carpenter's seminal Halloween from two years before. This is how the film is often dismissed but that really is a disservice. While the parent group is similarly absent, leaving the nascent adults to fend for themselves, the threat of the suburban jungle is replaced with the wilder environment of the forest at night. 

These teens, also, have cleared school, having even less anchor points to the social order. This is illustrated early with the snake. Anyone who has never seen this film needs the warning that it depicts the onscreen killing of a snake by a machete-wielding kid. It happens as part of a panic among the group which is solved by violence. I cannot apologise for it but I can see how it establishes a pragmatism that puts the young adults into preparedness. In the realm of the movie, it's a small crisis brought to a head. It might well haunt more recent views beyond the running time.

For all I prefer in Halloween, I have to admit that the internal politics are given more depth in Friday the 13th. Along with the effective Tom Savini gore of the kills, this cultural aspect is brought to the fore, providing the monster with the kind of grounding absent in Carpenter's shape. In this first outing of the franchise, we don't even catch sight of the killer until the last. At this point we also get the motivation and its twisted ugliness.

A 1950s-set prologue has already given us a kind of standard setter and appears to speak for the film itself by punishing pre-marital sex. This, and a careful misreading of the ensuing movie bears out the common misconception that teen slashers are puritanical thunderbolts, warning the too-young away from the sins of the flesh. This falls apart immediately when you consider the target audiences were the same horny teens on screen who didn't once consider their desires to be preludes to murder. More centrally, it's the deranged monster with the machete that's doing this. As Alex West of The Faculty of Horror podcast once perfectly phrased it: the movie's rad, the killer's conservative.

A glimpse into the future will show how the F13 franchise developed this. The first four display an offroad freedom to the young adults' choices and, while sex is a generic given, they're also adventurous outside of that one. For now, back in 1980, the adults in the form of ludicrous cops and uptight veteran youth counsellors, and crazy Ralph the doomsayer, offer only a kind of dead skin as faces of authority. The result isn't an instant Lord of the Flies but an incursion by the big bad world lashing out from the dark.

It's taken me a while but I've come to appreciate Friday the 13th. When I first saw it during schoolies week in 1980 it was a tearing thrill ride before an eerie walk home though canal-ville on the Gold Coast to the flat I was staying at with other demographically threatened late teens. In a strangely prescient co-incidence, there was a serial criminal known first as the balaclava rapist and then balaclava killer on the loose along the Gold Coast. We were aware of that as we tried to navigate the then forbidding urban landscape of the strip.

This film also carries a surprise for anyone aware of the franchise iconography. It is not Jason who does the killing but his vengeful mother. Her dispatch with a machete to the neck appears to give a second birth to her wronged son whose grisly mutated form polarises out of the lake water and attacks the final girl in what might or might not be a dream. Than he's still out there? she asks the cops from her hospital bed. Yes he was, growing, getting nastier and uglier. But he was also developing and distinguishing himself from a decade of slasher clones who preferred F13's flamboyant gore over Halloween's suspense. And, of course, the Halloween sequels lay down and copied the copy. Jason got his hockey mask on the third go and its assumption was a comment on the society of his victims. Yes, of course, it's fun rather than philosophy but it's fun that got that tiny bit closer.

Viewing notes: I saw this on my birthday of Friday the 13th on Paramount's superb 4K transfer which enhances the always unexpected beauty of the cinematography. It was a birthday celebration and the viewing was ruled by peanut-gallery commentary, but we did take it in in spirit. It has been available as part of a boxset of the Paramount-owned franchise, and Stan used to stream it. Otherwise it's rentable online from a few outlets.

Review: UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

A rowdy French class gets disciplined by its teacher who's at his wits' end. What threw him off was the myopic boy who claims his glasses were stolen by a turkey. Sir bundles them all in the bad closet and says he won't teach them again until the boy has glasses again. This begins an expansive weave of threads as we follow characters through the snowy town who are looking for solutions. 

Matthew Rankin's absurdist canvas contains a gentle but resonant rug-pull about three quarters of  the way through. When it's revelation is clear it changes this film from something I might begrudgingly like to a work of satisfying depth. 

Until that point, though, it ain't easy. Once you've lost count of scenes of children walking against screen filling walls and dialogue whose whimsy borders on painful you would be forgiven for thinking that this is one of those movies you pick on your MIFF pass because you like the venue. When you get to the character dressed as a Christmas tree, your memories of Roy Anderson movies (I don't mean Wes, Roy is Swedish and can be even worse) might come flooding back with the weight of bad exam days.

But there is, in this case, more. I had to begin by telling myself that these separate narratives were like folk tales and the city which is described as zones of colour like beige or grey depending on the brick work is lent a fabulous look by its endless walls and barely snatched images of the white winter sky. This is Canada but it is a Canada whose French component is complimented by Persian rather than English. Don't ask me.

Actually, you can ask me. The theme of the overall arc here is connection. Family, community, culture, generation and location and it is moved with the notion of fluidity (gender, personal identity and more). Rankin, as writer, director and character, wants us to consider the organism of our community and the flow of our lives. The children, in their wild goose quest for a means to free the high value banknote from the ice takes them across town and back from afternoon to night, encounter a cross section of the townsfolk, all of whom have a story or a folky tip to share. Matthew Rankin as character and creator (though this does not stumble into heavy handedness) seeks his familial roots but must intersect with the same kind of undeclared network, even to the extent of connecting with the guide of dowdy civic tours of liminal urban wastes. 

The connections appear and are deftly drawn. The characters are, once knowable as parts of the greater tale, warmly presented. This film wrested my resistance from me the way a grumbling shy kid can be collared into enjoying a party. I thought I would be writing something like Roberto Rossellini makes a Wes Anderson film. Instead, I can report that I was most pleasurably proven wrong.

Viewing notes; I saw this at the Kino in Melbourne on a cold and rainy morning. It felt perfect.

CRUISING @ 45

After a series of murders of gay men in New York, Steve, a uniform cop, gets offered an undercover assignment with the carrot of a promotion to detective dangling. Steve moves into a flat in the West Village and starts meeting the locals and hanging out at the gay bars in the neighbourhood. The job, taking him into an intense world, forces him to confront his own sexuality as he involves himself ever deeper in the scene. His straight relationship starts to come apart and as he gets closer to narrowing in on the killer, he might have to make some big decisions.

Friedkin and his star Al Pacino had both been around the thematic area of crime procedural and undercover work in The French Connection and Serpico respectively. Cruising came at the end of a decade of cinema which New Hollywood had rendered gritty and dangerous. The appeal of the story with an added controversial theme was enough to get this one done as yet another dark big city story.

This film cannot be discussed without mention of the protests around its production and release by New York's gay community whose concern was the effects of damaging stereotyping or worse that might embolden hate crime. With the bullshit of gayness as a lifestyle choice (as opposed to a natural state) embedded in mainstream culture, the concern held water. That the resulting film does not play on this outside of characters' attitudes is a triumph against the times of its conception. Cruising might be many things but it is not a gay bash.

While it might be tempting to view the sweaty, macho and emboldened scenes of the clublife as the last orgy before AIDS, I think it would be missing the point the same way that a film depicting the twin towers might suggest commerce when everything was free. To my mind the flaunting culture of the leather bars is more related to the past, to the obscurity of privileged societies and the supposed decadence of antiquity. The cop cosplay comes across as poignant in the light of scenes of corrupt cops (or just impostors) using their authority for sexual abuse. When Joe Spinell first appears as such a cop in a cruiser car and then, in civvies, in the clubs, Friedkin is extending what he's already started to do with the killers when he shows a number of very similar looking men as likely. This is a microculture as seen by a baffled observer.

Steve is so baffled that his haunted gaze into a mirror toward the end holds questions of his own sexuality and perhaps even culpability. This is why Cruising doesn't play at all like the serial killer movies that dominated crime cinema in the following decade; the deeper the cop goes the less clear the job becomes, the less cultural judgement he is permitted to use. The irresolution is not something that Silence of the Lambs and its copies could tolerate. If anything, Cruising more closely resembles the freaky ambiguity facing Deckard in Blade Runner than anything from exploitation cinema. Friedkin spent marathon hours removing a lot of verite footage from the film (forty minutes). Superficially, this was to evade a lethal X rating but it also improved the film by leanness.

Is the film itself sleazy? It is unavoidably the production of an outsider to the culture who is likely to add more than a dash of exotica but I think the scenes of domestic life around Steve's apartment, the crossdressing sex workers (who come across a lot less freaky than the cops who bail them up). If there is sleaze it gets closest in the depiction of potential psychopathy when the film switches viewpoints and invades the apartment of one of the suspects. Steve invades the apartment and goes through the letters written to the suspect's dead father which include some bizarre and troubling imagery (you want sleaze? I paused the rental VHS for five tape stressing minutes reading the text, back in the '90s!). 

Al Pacino himself might have seemed poor casting but the authenticity of his awkwardness is right there on the screen. It serves him through the rising chill of his relationship with his girlfriend. Karen Allen adds a lot of definition to a role that might have been left superficial. When she plays with his costume it is both an affirmation of Steve's old normality and a creepy absorption of the iconography. If Cruising is a big budget exploitation movie it is a self-aware one.  Of course, I'm writing all this from an Ikea ivory-look tower further away than even William Friedkin was from the culture the film depicts. My judgement for the defence must be read that way. But I can say that, on repeated views, Cruising is a story of self-estrangement delivered cold, a remote surgical procedure, but not a smirk.

Viewing notes: I watched my splendid Arrow Blu-Ray for this review. Cruising has not kept a high profile in Friedkin's output and things outside of The Exorcist or The French Connection are only really served by boutique labels. If you want it on physical media, you'll have to look overseas. Otherwise, it's on at least three streamers for rent or purchase. 

BRING HER BACK: Review

Step brother and sister, Andy and Piper, are fostered out after the death of their father. Andy is a few months shy of being able to apply for guardianship of Piper so they need to lump this development. Laura, at first, seems a little quirky and try hard but she has nerves, too. When the pair venture out and see the third foster child, a little boy with a shaven head, on the floor of the empty pool, worrying the cat, the ick springs up in both of them. It's Ollie, muted by trauma. He gets locked in his room. Laura's offness only gets worse and there are troubling flashbacks or snippets from the most terryfing home movies ever made that give us the ick when we see her, too. You know all this and the film is only about ten minutes old. Bring Her Back is not about a breakneck horror coaster, it's about grind and dread.

The brothers Philippou chose to follow up their breakout hit Talk To Me with something that, while still in the horror genre, could scarcely differ more. Talk To Me was like a classic pop song with some added depth. You can rewatch it frequently and never tire of it. Bring Her Back plunges its hand deep into the viscera of some dark and ugly themes and keeps it there, foraging around. There is none of the humour of the debut but there is also none of the context that might provide it. What warmth there is is kept solely between Andy and Piper. When the bad fires up it keeps on burning.

There will inevitably be grumps from the horror community that this is yet another A24 grief allegory posing as horror cinema. Well, that is a central theme but the concern widens out toward an exploration of family trauma. We have already seen in a prologue that Laura has turned to the occult to recover her dead daughter. The trailer makes a lot more of this than the film does. The tale on the screen is about the unlovely weave of a woman's driven obsession and the urban Hansel and Gretel she has chosen toward that end.

Sally Hawkins gives us a Laura who is easy with her professional counselling skills, susceptible to off-rail whimsy to grasp at the trust of her charges and prone to resorting to some nasty gaslighting. If you know the actor, you'll know her versatility from the pained optimism of Happy Go Lucky to the challenged Elisa in The Shape of Water. Hawkins delivers a figure steadfast in her aim but protean in her constant sense of threat. Her Australian accent is as subdued as her character is in the company of officialdom but breaks into a kind of grinning mew when approaching intimacy, she is flint voiced mother and snarling housecat. This, and at no time does the performance feel pushed. 

The Philippous' naturalism in their casts' performances extends into this more subdued tale and proves essential. This extends to the turns of the younger cast, Sora Wong, Billy Barrett, and John Wren Phillips. This means that our empathy is called upon to deal with graphic pain which is plastered over the screen for its running time. That's a lot in a cinema ticket.

I hope I'm wrong about this but I can't see this attaining the same success as Talk To Me. Without the hooks of that one (the hand prop and ritual, the youth and the energy just in the trailer) we are left with a slowburning grind whose trailer-worthy moments of solid horror promise colour but whose deeper moments keep the pace down and the mood grim. You can like Talk To Me for the fun of it and watch it later for the depth. This one, not so. I think it's commitment to the darkness of the tale that demands fluctuations in empathy and outright revulsion will keep it from mass appeal. However, it also feels like it needed to be made. When you know that its makers turned down much bigger returns to make this disturbingly sincere film, you'll treasure every frame. But to do that, you'll have to want to sit in front of it. What can I say but please do?

 

SHIVERS @ 50 (SPOILERS)

A marketing slideshow for exclusive apartments and subsequent tour for a couple of potential buyers is intercut with a young woman unsuccessfully trying to evade a much older man's pursuit in the same building. When the man catches up to the woman it looks like sexual assault until he strangles her and cuts her abdomen open and pours in a corrosive acid. He then commits suicide. Welcome to Starliner Towers.

David Cronenberg's debut feature includes everything that would contribute to his name being in the dictionary. The police investigation reveals that the older man was a medical researcher whose experiments in engineering a parasite to solve organ transplants have resulted in the creation of a sexually transmitted creature that can drive its hosts to libidinal mania. Guess what happens when that gets loose in an exclusive apartment complex. 

Epidemic horror like The Satan Bug or The Andromeda Strain built tension through the threat of mass panic. On the other side of that was the force of law and science that could save the day. Cronenberg took the problem's point of view. STDs don't punish sex, they encourage it. He also made it an unlovely thing that looks something between a penis and scrotum and a turd. It is ickily transferred through kissing but can also chose any orifice available.

Outside of the monstrous appearance there is then the extended effect of the parasite. Victims variously enjoy their sexual benefits, become smoothly seductive or in the creepiest moment, speak like spacey cult members. Forsythe's monologue about her dream is so flinty and chilling it borders on AMSR. The subsequent orgy in the pool as everyone is infected is simply the end point of the virulence. The real chill happens when the final stage takes over and the residents leave the isolation of the building and drive in a cortege across the bridge to Montreal, smiling like they've all had full body lattes.

David Cronenberg had come to a very limited notice with two films too short to be features (both around sixty minutes). As a Canadian, his break came from government funding. Unlike the funding that led to Picnic at Hanging Rock to herald the Australian film renaissance, Shivers found its fortune and mass distribution in the drive-ins of the USA. Known variously by Roger Cormanesque titles like The Parasite Murders or They Came from Within, the tale of a massive deadly sexual contagion was a hit. And we thought we were clever with eerie schoolgirls in the bush. That's the other thing about Cronenberg revealed here: he has zero problem with genre cinema, sleaze or grindhouse aesthetics, as long as the idea survives, he's happy. 

Survive it did, through a string of ever slicker projects like Rabid, Scanners, The Brood and Videodrome all produced without a care of achieving conventional accolades, all affecting their audiences profoundly by stacking compelling ideas on top of the sensationalist action. When you go back to Shivers, though, you start to understand the struggle to get to the mainstream polish of The Fly. The effects work is of its time but still top shelf and the action is fluid. The problem is with the performances. Apart from the dream monologue and some of the dialogue about the effects of the parasite (the old man saying he could move them around had me grimacing for days after my first viewing) almost everyone is planky. The exception is genre goddess Barbara Steele whose bug eyed seducer is note perfect. Until you get into the film's rhythm you are constantly frustrated at how all of the future genius auteur was spending all his energy on the effects while surrounded by wooden zombies. 

This is not something that affected his contemporaries to the same degree. John Carpenter had his performance approach nailed during his quirky debut Dark Star. By the follow up it was set. David Lynch produced such committed weirdness that there was no room for shortfall in acting (seriously, there isn't a slight performance in Eraserhead). Cronenberg's problem for Shivers and the next few was that he needed to warm up. That would take a few goes.

I first saw this on VHS where it felt comfortable. I had a routine of catching up with movies I had never seen in the '90s and made Saturday afternoons the time for it. I'd go to Smith St and get a treat or maybe make a pasta and take it all in. I put myself on a course of Cronenberg and recall the effect of the more troubling aspects repeating in my thoughts for weeks after. By that stage, new Cronenberg films had veered from the strident shock and awe of the early films and, while I still went to see them at the cinema, I pined for the rawness of them. For all the sheen and elegance of something like M. Butterfly or Crash, I missed the rough lighting and action of the infected maniacs of Shivers. This might be a punk thing; I have never preferred the slicker option in anything because of the slickness since that democratising ethos. I  can even get a kind of corporate training video vibe in the stiffness of the acting. I still love Cronenberg but I'll take that frisson any day.

ALMOST FAMOUS @ 25

William Miller already feels geeky enough when he's told that he was put into school two years in advance by his weird academic mother. His sister launches out of the family nest as soon as she can at which point she leaves her record collection to William. He devours this and his need to discuss music leads to him meeting the legendary Lester Bangs who is generous with advice and gives him an assignment. At the concert that night, he meets the non-groupie bevy of Band Aids and the band Stillwater and gets backstage. They are going on tour and invite him along. So, he goes back home and finishes his stamp collection. Like fuck, he does.

Cameron Crowe's mid-size autobiographical epic came after a number of projects, writing or directorial, that revealed a deep understanding of youth. It was also where he went after his mega-hit Jerry McGuire. Almost Famous feels like an arrived opportunity at which he throws all of his experience hanging around rockstars as a teenager and getting to work the film industry. As with some other projects I can think of, I would much rather this filtration through fiction than the most detailed tell-all book. Crowe's move to make this was the right time: it was way beyond any need to prove himself. It also gave him a dream cast of solid performers and new talent to play with. Add some licencing coups with the source music and you've got a package that presents as 1973 on a plate. Except, it doesn't feel nostalgic.

Why? Crowe does two things to prevent that. First, it feels authentic. The actors playing band members rehearsed as the band, overseen by Peter Frampton who had been a rock star from the period setting. If the stage sound is much more studio-articulate than it would have been, that's in service of the audience: we do need to see the point of the adulation, even if a real group would have sounded like sludge at the time. Second, Crowe, having been there to document it, knows his era. After the explosive rush of innovation and upscaling of rock music in the '60s, the dearly '70s was a time when the top few established their empires in the stadiums that Led Zeppelin called the houses of the holy. Before it was Woodstock and Altamont and to come was the ravaging tear down of punk. For this moment, the monster bands ruled and the culture shrank around them like the plastic wrap of the merch. Crowe is remembering first hand. The coming of age tale is gravy.

Is Frances McDormand too brittle with her early boomer anti-drugs messaging? Maybe, but that does get balanced by the genuinely on-point things she also says. McDormand was half a decade out from her Oscar-winning turn in Fargo and was taking her pick of the roles. By the time you get scenes where swaggering rock stars are instantly brought around when talking to her on the phone, we really don't need both sides of the conversation (the Billy Crudup moment in the trailer remains a favourite).

Phillip Seymour Hoffman chews it up as maverick contrarian Lester Bangs. While I know that he didn't get British punk (his big piece on The Sex Pistols is remarkably off) Bangs was reliably surprising and funny. Seymour Hoffman was in career mode but was still featuring in the kinds of roles that got him noticed in the first place he approaches the fiery writer as a character study that must have felt like a holiday after his eye popping turns in Boogie Nights and Happiness. His opposite numbers are Billy Crudup and Jason Lee as the leading duo in Stillwater whose artistic ambitions struggle with their egos in a solid display. They wouldn't last a round with Bangs but we don't get to see that.

Kate Hudson, Anna Paquin and Fairuza Balk are the Band Aids and throw a patchouli-scented veil over the self-fashioned mystique they adopt. The dialogue about age and the truth and the ones about life choices (Morocco) ring with the funny and saddening poignancy that crushable youth is wont to choose. Zooey Deschanel's bug eyed youth as Anita Miller is played against her character's whimsy as she races toward a more conventional path to independence. 

Finally, it is Patrick Fugit who must shoulder the movie. He does so with the film's key disarmer, wonder. While quick to put a comically unconvincing grown up demeanour, his frequent moments of joyous witness give the film its durable high. One wrong note in his performance and everything gets exposed as fancy dress. When he learns over time to approach the rock stars, stroking vanity and appealing to honesty or at least the concept of it, it feels like his coming of age through his immersion in the music is the story we are enjoying.

But nothing's perfect. What are we to make of the sequence where the Band-Aids initiate William? Their ages as characters are not astronomical but would we cheer along as much if the genders were reversed? The situation is between William as a cute mid-teens writer and a bevy of camp-followers. The numbers alone would make it a gang bang. If it were younger roadies with a young female writer ... I'll admit that I look around this moment. Such junctions abound in coming of age narratives and are usually euphoric if male and hard and "real" if female. In 2000, this had yet to be expressed otherwise. Then again, Crowe is fictionalising an experience from his own life and effectively has dibs on how it's told.

And otherwise, in the scenes where the Band-Aids are variously energising in a kind of symbiosis or getting their shelf life labels pointed out, the women are designated as essential to the process, whether as muse, or fan or both. That Penny Lane is saved from being a casualty and continues in strength and that Sapphire's short, pointed monologue backstage lands with Russell are indications of even handedness and that the only illusions are those best broken by a business that gives fantasy and takes innocence is a kind of moral to the tale. Is the ending happy? It is temporarily resolved.

I bring this up, even though it doesn't form the central core of the film but it is unignorable on subsequent viewings. I personally am resolved to note it and let it weigh against my unceasing enjoyment of this piece. Almost Famous is a rare example of a film that is actually enhanced by a longer cut. Crowe's re-edit Untitled or the bootleg cut just gives us more of what we want and doesn't lag for a second for any of its forty extra minutes. For authenticity, I watched the original cut for this review.

As a punk in the late '70s, I celebrated the destructive critique of the stadium dinosaurs. This was partly due to my enthusiasm for those dinosaurs a little earlier when I completed my collections of Zeppelin, Queen, Bowie, and many more. The shame of the admission was enough but the feeling was the same. I admired from a foggy distance, the tales of barbaric excess on U.S. tours and wished I could be there will all the names and faces. Punk felt more accessible but there was nothing but recognition on my face as I watched how intently and solidly Cameron Crowe guided Patrick Fugit through his own brush with mystique and power. This film exults rock music without embarrassment or irony because it doesn't need to. In the end it is joy, plain joy.

Viewing notes: I watched the original, shorter cut of this for the review here. The 4K presentation is extraordinary (though, what a great asset a Dolby Atmos audio track would have been!) As a modern classic, it's pretty easy to find for rent or free with subscription on Prime and Stan. It's also available on  Blu-Ray (with both cuts) and DVD (original cut). 

Review: CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD

Quinn moves into a small town with her widowed father. First day of school, a tall and awkward boy turns up at the doorstep offering to walk her to school. She quickly falls in with the bad crowd. This all happens after a prologue scene which reveals the type of crazy killer and his prey. It's set at the end of the '90s. Cut to NOW (big red letters) and Quinn. So, all the bad kids will get together and have to fight off a psycho clown who emerges from the cornfield. There's your title.

It's a title designed to cause both knowing groans and curiosity in its potential audience. It must have something if it's going to be so obvious with its name and trailer. Like in the old Sara Lee ads, you take the irony and roll it and roll it and roll it again. The exercise is not whether they will go for irony or self-reflexivity, those have been baked in for decades, but what they will serve up by way of surprise.

So, will this one choose the self-aware irony of the post Scream '90s, the deadpan violence of the '80s classics, and will it try for a contemporary angle to justify itself? If it is well enough made with strong kill scenes it doesn't need to deliver much beyond taut suspense and come in around the ninety minute mark.

First, technology: it's a two pronged issue. The setting cuts the mobile signal off or at least makes it unreliable. The teens post their own horror themed videos featuring the local legend, Frendo the Clown which are a mix of found footage and urban exploration shorts, blended enough to satisfy anyone out irony-ing anyone else with notions of self-aware fiction presenting as pov reality. The found footage thrill remains and is decades beyond being called a fad. That it is part of conventional slashers like this is also pre-trodden. If anything, this aspect, which leads to the first discovery of the real threat, is played down.

Downplayed too, are the stereotypes of slasher that form the gang. The alpha chick and her minion are not as hard-arsed as they would have been forty years ago. The secret of the alpha boy is not a startling revelation but rather played for charm. Why are these characters we like so much as caricatures working so easily in this latest instance? Even the recent gung-ho Thanksgiving toned all of this down. Robert Eggers' Nosferatu restored the uber vampire's ugliness and made his sexuality icky rather than disarming. The teen slasher, once the haven of social savagery has been de-bitched by over use. This might make for more realistic group dynamics by softening the conflict but it might also allows the relief of going back to the source well for our antiquated morality kicks. We can laugh at and with the bad stuff when it's from 1983.

I'm not being cynical, here. The remaining thing that this contemporary teen slasher must do to earn its popcorn is to pull a big struggling rabbit out of the hat. It does and it does at the exact point when the main suspect is exonerated. Then it goes full tilt at the shifted power base and this movie crunches into gear (a veiled spoiler that I couldn't resist). Clown in a Cornfield is telling us in letters as big as the NOW announcement at the start, that it comes not to bury the slasher but to fit right into the mutated plug and socket joint that it found in the 2020s.

If the self-aware dialogue and deadpan understatements feel a little soft they aren't unwelcome or laboured. The generational conflict is much better served. It would feel laboured in a previous America (and an Australia we recently avoided) but feels a lot more poignant. Overall the decision to smooth out the edges of the satire was wise as the remaining peaks can still deliver the message from under the lighter surface. Along with Thanksgiving, Freaky, In a Violent Nature and Terrifier, Clown in a Cornfield offers its own time-informed take on this most unforgiving of sub-genres.

PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK @ 50 (Spoilers)

St Valentine's Day, 1900. The students of an exclusive girls school go to a local geological feature for a celebratory picnic. When the coach comes back to the school it's minus three girls and a teacher who have vanished without a trace. An extensive search returns empty handed. An unsettling sense of mystery descends upon the land.

This is a story about place and time, about empire and invasion, certainty and conundrum as much as it is about purehearted young women from a bygone era. Beginning with a foreboding image of the rock itself, brooding behind haze and segueing to the sturdy Victorian architecture of the school, we are being prepared for a few collisions. 

The first of these has to do with the toy Europe that colonisation was still trying to make of Australia. The girls in the opening montage, helping each other into corsets or whispering poetry in fragile voices are going to visit an imposed tradition on a place formed millions of years before. The British empire, of which the girls are part is an unnoticeable dot on the geological timeline. One of them, Irma, whimsically observes that all those millions of years of formation was "just for us". 

At the rock itself, they pass the setting of a aristocratic family so enervated by their surrounds that they are virtually reduced to decoration. At the picnic ground where the girls and their wards settle, there is a cake to be cut in a rite that feels more pagan than Christian and the post lunch drowse settles in. The watches stop and the small group of friends who split off to explore, seem drawn by unseen forces which render them into slow motion Botticelli figures. Then they vanish into the rock itself, never to return. The rock was won.

But this is English Australia at the very end of the Victorian eon that grabbed the rest of the world as though entitled. This is not a part of the world where the Eurostralians acknowledge the people who were already there. The following year, 1901, saw Australian federation and a change in the crown but as far as First Nations people were concerned these things were cosmetic. The disengagement with the land by these daughters of the urban rich and squattocracy as they bear their constricting clothing (February in Victoria can be punishing) and shade themselves with parasols, looking progressively less like conquerors of the land than intruders.

That said, the girls are not just presented as animated lace. Sarah the sponsored orphan is a scapegoat, propped by alpha girl Miranda. Her infatuation with Miranda is forgivable for her age but also allowed a kind of creepy intensity. She is barred from the picnic and pressed into learning a stifling epic poem when all she wants to recite is her own ode to Miranda. What might have been permissible teen crush or even genuine love is thus mangled into such corseted constraint that Mrs Appleyard's news that the school will have to do without Sarah due to non payment of fees drives her to suicide.

Mrs Appleyard, a kind of bunheaded precursor to Gary Oldman's Count Dracula, is a brandy soaked authoritarian who would have understood Sarah's claim of love with enough expertise to be horrified by it. Her clumsy attempt to promote it sideways by catapulting Sarah out of the picture resulted in Sarah doing that by herself. Her funereal attire appears deranged in context. The voiceover that tells us the school matriarch was found dead at the base of the rock adds a sliver of ice to an already chilling mystery.

Peter Weir soaks his film in dreamy aesthetics, slow motion, haze and a uniformly gentle pallet while eerie music plays around the sub bass of earthquake recordings. The rich interiors of the established order are rendered with such warmth that it is impossible to see them without wanting to live in them. The contrast with the threatening stillness of the rock with its conquering ants, tall ghost gums and worrying faces in the rock formations. The impenetrable crevices that the heroic males often fail to explore are vaginal but forbiddingly adamant and scratchy. This is not the nature of European art, it is the nature of prehistory, formed on a geological timeline on which the British empire is too insignificant to warrant as much as a dot. Every time we are reminded of the ethereality of Miranda in slo-mo, swirling her curls and smiling enigmatically, we are reminded of how the girls seem to move into the rock itself at the point of their departure.

The mystery of Picnic at Hanging Rock defies solutions. The chill of it arises from its impossibility despite its occurrence. The notion that the story was based on fact bled into the greater community and I can clearly recall people positing theories of what happened as though they were talking about the Marie Celeste. We are watching this very thing enacted on screen and our own urges to have it explained haunt us. Just as Irma pays for the absence of her memory when she returns to the school to bid her old classmates farewell and they set on her with screaming demands for explanation. By the final image of Miranda before the credits, by now a motif as canonical as a Florentine angel, we know that we will never know.

Picnic holds a unique place in Australian cinema. Revered for being the ignition of the Australian film Renaissance and considered the first post war homegrown classic, it has become unassailable. Weir's own director's cut went against the grain by removing material rather than bloating it, as though applying the final touches of mastery to perfection. It has even evaded the kind of damaging hyperbole that has knocked Citizen Kane off the apex position and this is not because it is seen as perfect but rather definite and evidential. We know it exists the same way we know Uluru does.

But it is just a movie. I'll argue that it's a good and durable one. Whether it's the greatest Australian film is a question I don't care about as I prefer the subjectivity that might also forward any other title to the same evaluation. But its place in the culture has determined that the audio commentary on the disc that I saw, by two of this country's leading film academics, not only jokes about deportation for any adverse opinions they might have but that they spend over half the running time talking about the film's context before venturing anything resembling a real time commentary on the action (save for a brief note at the beginning). 

I chose to watch the theatrical cut for this blog as that is the one having the anniversary. Weir's cut really did tighten the film and while we might be deprived of a short subplot toward the end, scenes of emotional release and more indicative scenes of Sarah's fate, it does play a lot smoother. Rising above version squabble, though, the shorter cut does allow more shape and bulk to the maddening mystery of the girls on the rock and the weird, almost interplanetary, results of cultural collision as it played at the end of the first phase of colonialism in Australia. And, did I mention, it's still a great movie.

Viewing notes: for this blog I watched my copy of the 4K presentation of the film from Second Sight. My copy has UHD versions of the theatrical and director's cuts. I watched the theatrical or original as that was how I saw it fifty years ago, though I prefer the shorter director's cut. As far as I know there is no locally available presentation of this edit. I could find no current physical media disc of any cut and only one streamer provides the film. This odd situation where an Australian classic is not available in Australia is less unusual than you'd expect.