|So how did you make me funnier in Taxi Driver?|
Remake in Japan as a magical realist psychefest with Sion Sonno directing.
|There must be more more loveable Cockney filth we can spout.|
Remake in Hong Kong more or less the same but with added supernatural horror angle. Get the Pang brothers in for the job.
|Oh for fuck's sake eat it, I've got a directorial gig after this.|
Remake in Hungary in a black and white village on the plains. Get Bela Tarr out of retirement and make him shoot on video so he can extend his ten minute takes by hours, if necessary. That would blow my mind.
|I'm getting dizzy. Is that why they call them rushes?|
Render all footage into black and white and remove all audio. Leave at drop off point in undisclosed location somewhere in the southwestern U.S. and get Craig Baldwin to edit and narrate it. I'd watch that. I'd burn the copy afterwards but I'd watch it.
|You SAID I'd get a SONG in the third ACT!|
Get Bong Joon-Ho to remake this in Korea as a found footage horror. Tired genre but he could put the zap back into it.