Sunday, October 29, 2023
31 Nights o' Horror: IMMERSION
31 Nights o' Horror Selections #5: BEETLEJUICE @ 35
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31 Nights o' Horror Selections #4: THE EXORCIST @ 50
William Friedkin's compressed epic of faith began with the kind of tension that could make or break the project: an atheist director adapting the source novel of a committed Christian. What worked in its favour was that Friedkin approached it the same way he'd done with the previous film The French Connection, blur the line between fiction cinema and documentary practice and see what happens. He was working from a novel by a razor sharp wit who had a artisanal way with dialogue. Between them, the creative tension birthed one of the most durable horror films in cinema history. That durability is as much due to what it doesn't do as to what it added. Until the climactic scenes of spiritual melee, the film is of generic bombast. This was the era of AIP and Hammer and, while they did fine work stretching genre, they came within not a cooee of The Exorcist's power which dared to frighten by appearing to report rather than offering a ride on a ghost train.
The prologue scene in Iraq establishes this. Father Merrin's discovery of the demonic carving is played with what feels like a lifetime of gravity but only the subtlest of emotive signalling. Instead of a big BAM BAM BAM moment, we get the clinks and clanks of the hammering workers, the silence of a museum and then the understated violence of his confrontation with the demonic statue. We don't have the details but we do have the mood. When we crossfade to Georgetown, USA and the house which will host the majority of the action, we start to feel on edge without any generic statement. Chris McNeil lies on her bed and goes through the next day's script when she hears a noise in the attic. She gets up and checks on her daughter who is sleeping but with blankets cast aside and the open window letting in a gale of icy autumn air. Something is wrong but everything looks normal. When things turn extraordinarily wrong, they still walk and talk around this normal house.
Over at the church, young and hunky Fr Damien Karras doesn't feel anything as he adminsters the eucharist and it troubles him. He visits his ailing, fragile mother in New York and it's a dark and poky apartment in a rough neighbourhood. Her fate, confused and pained in a public mental hospital, drags her son into subterranean guilt for not being there. Desecrations to the figures at his own church draw the attention of Detective Kinderman to Karras' twin expertise of psychiatry and Jesuit membership (their dialogue is muscular and earthily funny). When Chris meets him the scene, with the progressed narrative now turned frightening, is a grab at warmth in a frozen environment.
These are not the usual terms to speak of horror movies. This film just doesn't play like anything before it made to scare its audiences, yet its sense of dread and the frankness of its depictions of the weird haunt us as we watch with a sense of failing control over what we are watching. There had been some notable left turns in the genre just prior to this film's production. Night of the Living Dead gave us a doom that had no conceptual handholds. Rosemary's Baby gave us an experience of paranoia that could bring us to screaming point. Neither of those are like the Exorcist, though, in that an insistence on the process of things not immediately related to the source of the horror. Regan's hospital examination is a blow by blow squirmfest. We probably don't need it for the story but to live through the child's ugly medical experience invests us more than the finest jumpscare could. And it's playing by your own rules that, if it works, gets you slap bang in the middle of influential icon territory. That's what happened here.
Add astute casting, mixing real priests in with fresh faces, career-making chances on lesser known actors and so on seal the deal. Max von Sydow, all of forty four when he made this, is so convincing as an eighty year old man (walking with the cautious step of one who knows how brittle his bones are) that I thought he was that old when I first saw the film (and then there's the makeup). Ellen Burstyn shot from a respectable lower tier career to front and centre of the younger character actors of the time with a performance of near unbearable stress retention. Jason Miller as Karras adds a day-to-day intensity to his own burdened world. Linda Blair only needs to convince us that she's a bright twelve year old girl but gives us more of the scarifying side of her possession than she usually gets credit for (there is a lot of audio and vision mixing which led to doubts about how complete her performance was). And so on. There's not a false note between them. By the final moments of turbulent action we are left wrenched by genuine catharsis.
So much has been written about this film's technical achievements that I'll keep that to a recommendation for reader's to follow up for themselves. The history of its production and reception are fascinating.
My own story begins in the early seventies when this film was notorious, wracked (and frankly supported) by rumours of genuine supernatural forces at play in its very celluloid. I'd heard so many of these that my impression was of a film made of shocking scenes, plotless and sensational. The only people I knew who had actually seen it were my parents whose discussion of it, measured and careful in front of me, yet vibed up as quietly terrifying.
Finally, when I was old enough to see it legally, I watched the modified version on tv, cut to shreds with bowdlerised dialogue and not much more than an impression of why it deserved its reputation. But it was intriguing. This was as an undergraduate and at the dawn of home video. When I went back home for Christmas holidays it was the first thing I rented. That was when I understood the complex shifting of protagonists and how the alternations of perspective created the film's constant momentum. It was a wonder. This is at a time when I, and every other film student of my age, was ploughing through the new Hollywood of the '70s with its wealth of cinematic challenges.
The Exorcist reigned among them because it felt complete in ways that the others didn't quite. Part of the completion was this: as a lifelong atheist, I had no trouble folding myself into Karras' crisis of faith or his action at the climax. My understanding of the motivation for that action contained no need for it to be spiritual (whatever that means) but I had no trouble with anyone of credulous religious affliation who might take it more literally. You could watch it as Blatty the Christian writer or Friedkin the atheist director and the film would be unchanged.
I saw this at a cinema in Melbourne last night. It was (thankfully) the original 1973 cut so unhampered by pointless dragging extra scenes and embarrassing superimpositions of scary demon faces in shadows or cooker hoods. It was preceded by a wide ranging presentation on what had preceded the film, its aesthetics, casting, writing and so on. This caused stirs around me in the auditorium with one old goose behind me murmuring as though he were in his loungeroom waiting for the commercials to finish.
There were other bursts of this kind during the screening, some clearly signalling aloofness or superiority to the film (then why buy tickets to it?) and others so baffling they felt pathological (the guy beside me who snorted at a scene change to Jason Miller jogging was a worry). But though this persisted through most of the scenes (except the hospital and finale, of course) the greater audience's refusal to indulge it was a great refreshment. This bullshit phenomenon seemed ot peak in the mid 2010s at similar retrospective screenings of classics, following a meme that offered licence to meet anything out of sorts with contemporary filmmaking or manners with ridicule. The laughter always sounded forced, a bird call of attempted sophistication (as though such casual snobbery was anything but oafish philistinism). Last night, though, the chortlers were contained to their small islands of influence and were never allowed to dominate. I fancy it was the younger members of the crowd who led the silent pushback (there was, in a show of hands, a surprising number of first timers there and they all looked under thirty). Just as the line accompanying this film has often had it, there is hope to be had.
Sunday, October 8, 2023
31 Nights o' Horror Selections #3: DON'T LOOK NOW @ 50
31 Nights o' Horror Selections #2: THE HAUNTING @ 60
Robert Wise's take on Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House came at around mid point in his seven decade career. He edited Citizen Kane for Orson Welles, made several of Val Lewton's celebrated grown-up horrors, made a credible sci-fi entry with The Day the Earth Stood Still, thrilled audiences with West Side Story and still had The Sound of Music to come. That (and more) is all before 1970. Less taught by experts than came from on the job training by visionaries, Wise was one who not only sprang free of small movie apprenticeship, he became a giant of the mainstream. But this was minus the auteurism that put the likes of Hitchcock into the common parlance. Wise just did the work as effectively as he could.
If that smacks of faint praise, take a look at this film. The rich black and white interiors, shiny polished panelling here, spotty old mirrors there, strangely angled close ups of marble cherubs that look like demons, and more deep focus process shots than you could shake a Kane at. Wise went into his cinematic workshop and chose the Welles file to fashion a setting at once gothic and traditional but constantly modern. When Markway's lines about psychic phenomena stretching from the prehistoric to daily police reports the mise en scene backs him up. The weirdness of the nocturnal exteriors of the house is mostly due to shooting them with infrared film, giving them a simultaneous dark and detailed appearance. Some adventurous audio design and physical effects like the sitting room door that starts to breathe and you have the kind of cinema of trickery that William Castle was still using to thrill and (phsycially) shock his audiences. If it were only that, The Haunting would be known to us for its ghost train gags.
It isn't only that. Wise's strenuous work on his setting brings us deeply into the world the better to let us focus on the story of Nell. Nelson Gidding's screenplay honoured the source novel by concentrating on its narrator. The film begins with a brief change to this as Markway tells the story of the house over the scenes of death and violence. This segues into his interview with the owners. This works for the adaptation as it allows a lot of background (the arresting visuals prevent it from feeling like an information dump). Then from Nell's first scene we hear her interior monologue for the rest of the film. This is necessary. It might strike today's audiences as creaky or perhaps soap operatic but it is saved by performance.
Julie Harris is magnetic. She contains a rage so consuming it is like a separate personality, pushing through the most timid of her lines. As we see her growing comfort and assurance that she belongs in the diseased house we witness a kind of relief from a lifelong resentment. In a timelapse sequence in the prologue we see Abagail Crain age from girlhood to her death in her sickbed and it presages Nell's need to escape her mother and the possibility that she will become her. Theo's bullying taunts and the disappointment that Dr Markway proves a romantic cul de sac are worn by her as a kind of hazard gear on her way to consummation with the house. Harris' embodiment of all this puts the rest of the cast well behind. By the time of her final lines of narration she is as much possessor as possessed which is the stone that hangs off its finale.
(Aside: I'm sure David Lynch used Julie Harris appearance and performance for the character of Mary in Eraserhead. Google the titles and choose images. Seeing is believing.)
For their parts, though, the central cast do step up. Richard Johnson does what he can with his dialogue which can be a series of smug claims about his expertise. His concern for Nell warms him up, though, and he emerges more rounded than his posh nerd start. West Side Story alumnus Russ Tamblyn stretches his sharp frat boy bopper into something more relatable when he is forced to show fear. None too subtle, this nevertheless enriches the film's atmosphere.
And then there's Claire Bloom, ethereally beautiful but soured here by arch cattiness as part of her defence equipment. Her ubermodern look is supplied by fashion leader Mary Quant which allows her jaguar-like performance to remain visible. Theo's lesbianism is not just hinted at, it provides her with one of the film's funniest lines ("you're the doctor" you need to see it get it) and Nell with a barb that at the time would have shocked. Bloom neither butches up nor nancies down for Theo. Her urbane dialogue would be equally at home at a Manhattan cocktail party which is largely how she delivers it. Her sexuality is offered here as something unremarkable in her chosen milieu but queered by proximity to the straight world. A scene in which she threw her partner out of their apartment was cut but I think that was less because it was risque than the dilution it might add to Nell's story.
Joan Fontaine remembered Robert Wise as a mechanical film maker, directing scenes with a stop watch. That was from experience not too much earlier than this production but, rather than cast doubt on Fontaine's slur, the notion of attending to the machine first does come through in The Haunting. Once that's set, though, the warmth rises and helps us through the craft of nurturing the cast. Wise might have had better conversations with his editors or electricians but his casts move and talk through their scenes as though they are really in them. One of my comfort movie resorts if I am alone (after guests or without them, so as not to use this as torture) is to watch the sequence from when Nell enters Hill House with Mrs Dudley through to all four central characters meeting and having dinner. I want to be physically in the scene whenever I see it.
Also, I've known folk to chuckle at Mrs Dudley's lines about the isolation of the house, that no one will come "in the dark ... in the night". This is not delivered like a campy ominous warning, it's light and spare, like a musical motif or a moment from Samuel Beckett's icy two hander Footfalls. It's not given as scary but eerie. And that goes for the film as a whole. There are some pioneering set ups and effects but if you let them happen while witnessing Nell's self discovery causing her to unravel and race to the genuine tragedy of the finale, you will feel the eeriness without need of any pointers. I watch this film in full at least once a year. I've seen it once at a cinema. I've suggested it is a kind of comforter but the more I think of it the more I wonder why that is. And then that becomes eerie.
Viewing notes: I watched my imported Blu-Ray which offers a very good transfer marred at points by white burn out but is generally very deep and clear for a film with as much detail as this. The audio needs a little cranking but it's pretty much the best presentation to date outside of a screening on 35 mm at a cinema. There was once a local dvd release but that would be long deleted. You can, however, hire it from Prime or Google Play in HD for about $5.
Monday, October 2, 2023
31 Nights o' Horror Selections #1: RINGU @ 25
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
31 Nights Review: THE CLEANSING HOUR
A man strapped to a camp bed is being yelled at by a hot young priest. The bed rises and the many-voiced man in it hurls verbal filth at the priest. Violence, blood and noise until everything works and the demon is exorcised and, except for the viewers at home, it's a wrap. The Cleansing Hour is a web show in which the actor playing the priest performs a new exorcism every episode and offloads merch while he's at it. Stream no. 1.
There's a growing irk between the star of the show and the producer which extends to the latter's fiancé who can't stand "Father Max". Well, she's soon off to a tv audition so she might not have to live with her contempt for much longer. Next ep comes along and the actor playing the possessed doesn't show (minor spoiler as to why but I don't need to reveal it) so Lane (aforementioned fiancé) steps in to play the demon haunted girl. A few minutes into it she goes off script. It's a real demon. Stream no. 2.
Right, so what we get is a play between global scale entertainment culture with its fickle, ravenous audiences and the horror of demonic possession. How does that work? Well, the demon knows all and who's lying about what and how easily that could all change with a few extortion tricks. It does happen so we also deal with what's at stake in the realm of "reality" entertainment. So far, that's a pretty good mix with something current brought to the table. Production values are high and the practical effects are superb. So why doesn't this work?
Well, because, for all those good things I just listed there are two problems that, once visible, don't go away. The first is that the mould on exorcism movies was broken way back in 1973 with The Exorcist and every single reiteration looks like that one, so however good you make it all the writhing and re-voicing are just going to come off as generic. The second problem has to do with what is done to offset the first. Whether you add comedy (all those horror parodies) or commentary you need to make that weave in and so tightly that the two become indistinguishable. That kind of happens here but the more delving done into the characters' pasts that render them vulnerable to attack the less important it becomes that it's a demon doing it. There's another narrative crossroad but it's not addressed. What ends up happening is a choice made that blends the two streams on a level so superficial that it ends up as naïve on one hand and clunkily generic on the other.
The problem here is one of indecision as no amount of higher production values are ever going to mask writing that can't make up its mind. It's funny, it's cynical, it's scary except that it's none of those. Contrast with found footage movies made with such concentration on their missions that for all the glucky video look to them and stammered improvised lines of the actors are often far more effective than this quite lavish production. Maybe the time has come when a return to committed genre does a better job at justifying itself as cinema. Because the best of horror is always allegorical, regardless of whether its audiences acknowledge that: the theme should emerge through the horror rather than accessorise it. The demon through Regan attacks Fr Karras by sounding like his mother and getting to him through his guilt as it is his faith that is at stake. Possessed Lane sounds pretty much like lunchtime Lane ranting against Max.
Seen on Shudder
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
31 Nights Review: HELL HOUSE LLC
Three threads of narrative are displayed and then woven as a disaster at a horror themed attraction is investigated. There's no spoiler in telling you that the showbiz gets real and the punters are running from real nasties. Oh, it's a found footage film.
Twenty-one years after The Blair Witch Project kicked the sub-genre off (yes, I'm discounting Cannibal Holocaust as it isn't the source point) the conventions for found footage are firmly in place. They have become so much a part of the manual that the requirement that characters on screen still give a reason for keeping the camera on all the time. Another is something that Blair Witch didn't include as it didn't know it had to: a real world framing device, usually in the form of interviews.
Hell House LLC does the first more than once but shouldn't as the wishy washy answer just gets less convincing each time. Surely it has long been time (even in 2015 when this was made) for this aspect to get self-parodic. It almost does this in the logs that the otherwise unseen camera operator delivers to camera at the end of the day. The replay trope is also given more air than usual which saves a lot of time in credulity test scenes. So, that is a levelling.
It's the framing that detracts from the film as a whole as the casting of the interviewees is too uneven. The reporter and her crew hold their own but it really only takes one to break the spell (this even happens in the mostly mighty Ghost Watch). What does work is the signposted development of the team's involvement as their investigation takes them to an extended interview with one of the house's founders and thence to the house itself.
All this works fine but I'm left with the faint praise of calling it competent rather than outstanding as the differentiation of character in the core footage can leave the action muddled, giving us less of a stake in the action than we should have. This makes some of the effective chills along the way (and there are real ones) unsupported by the characters and allows too much control to the viewer to function well as horror. Eventually, the empathy for the people under threat on screen drains so we are left with a string of decent scare setups, much like they would have been in the attraction to one of the paying guests.
This will sound flippant but it both criticises the execution and celebrates the idea: I was less scared by the film than nightmare it engendered. I dreamed I was back in one of the shared houses of the '90s. Everyone else in the house was getting quietly bitchy with each other and I was losing motivation to deal with it. Eventually it came to the point where I realised I'd just paid the rent for everyone without thinking about it. This caused a profound sadness in me as, under the dream, I knew it was something I would never do unless desperate, something I would never do in real life but that's not the way dreams work. And it was one of those dreams where the main emotion lingers into wakefulness until reality cleans up the psychic mess.
So I wonder what the sequels are like.
Seen on Shudder.
Friday, October 16, 2020
31 Nights Review: THE WITCH IN THE WINDOW
Father and son work a slowly thawing truce while getting into the house repair but hear odd noises. The electrician arrives in the first jump scare and lets slip the story of the family that lived there and the woman, thought a witch, who by legend did the husband and son in and now haunts the place in anger. She can be seen in the upper floor window on a bad day. Not twenty minutes in and there's your title.
A later chat between Simon and Finn features a blurred shape of a woman in a mirror in the background. When you see it you shiver as they don't and it just stays there. A few more appearances and this thing is really picking up and then, at the point of crisis between the pair the ante's upped to maximum when she, Lydia, the witch, appears in the upper floor chair by the window. Beyond this point spoilers so that's that for plot.
I'd put this aside because of the phrase Hallmark film that I read in an IMDB user review. I know, I know but it stuck. Well, I can see what prompted that but it's a criminally inadequate description of this tale of communication and the gravity of acceptance. Simon's work on the house has a motivation I'll leave you to discover but it has nothing to do with sales. At first you might think of how futile his plan is but increasingly you have to understand that it only works when he thinks it, not when you do. His commitment to the house has profound consequences.
So where's all the horror? Well, the build up to Lydia's activation (let's call it) is so deftly done that the moment it bursts into ignition I cursed the movie for its jump scare as I felt a full body shiver and admitted how good it was. See, I hate most jump scare movies as the jolts are unearned; they are the difference Hitchcock drew between suspense and surprise and how he preferred the former. Apart from the first two in this film (both are mild and fun) all of the jumps are hard earned. The worst feature white knuckle suspense. I cried out at one of them. They are earned not just because the suspense is so well built but built upon character and the weave of essential information. While she is a distant apparition in a window or a mirror she will send shivers but when she breaks from this her power and malevolence render her terrifying.
So, here we have a horror movie that earns its shocks through expert atmospherics and a sombre determination to stick to the growing sadness of its central story. See also, The Innocents, The Haunting and Dark Water. Hallmark film? Hallmark IMDB review, more like. This one works and works hard, even delivering a soft and puzzling chill at the end just for value's sake. That's not a sequel setup, it's class.
On Shudder.
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
31 Nights Review: DARLING
There are violently scratched messages in the bedside cabinet and muffled movement throughout the house. Her visions start coming in stabbing flashes and seem to involve her in bloody violence. While out on the street one morning she is stopped by a suited man who returns the crucifix necklace she dropped. She looks back in silent gaping fear. She follows him and locates his nest before primming up and luring him back to the house. The rest you will have to see for yourself (it's 76 minutes long; it won't kill ya)
What might have been a heavily derivative genre exercise smothered in student affectation becomes a lean and effective tale of mental disintegration. Yes, it's archly arty with its chapters and hipster ironic title font and ... whatever, man. But it also gets its work done. If it uses strobing it's unusually subtle. If the black and white reminds you of too many other movies it might be aspirational but it's still effective. The score is electronic and variously droning and screeching but it's appropriate. Is it a hip New York cover version of Repulsion? Pretty much, but you don't have to know that.
I don't want to damn this effective urban gothic film with faint praise, so instead of going on anymore about its self-aware style I'll mention the oddly icy warmth of its centre, young actor Lauren Ashley Carter. I have seen Carter in two other films and they and she are both impressive (The Woman and Jugface) and a look over her filmography bids me seek out more. From her Deneuve ice-slacker entrance to homicidal maniac, she takes us with her and we happily follow on behind. Like Deneuve in the earlier film, Carter presents her flawless beauty as a starting point to an arc that alienates us from it. We discover something (but not too much) of her history and where it has left her and if we are still hankering that a girl as cute as she should ruin it all with stuff like that we should take note of our own response as it is a major part of how this film works.
It might seem odd to say but this restlessly stylish film, in committing to its horror, is, for all its affected quoting and self consciousness does more to earn its genre stripes than many more self-avowedly unpretentious pieces from the last ten years. It might be pretty but it works.
Seen on Shudder
Monday, October 12, 2020
31 Nights Review: LAST SHIFT
This haunted house in a cop shop tale shows its M.O. from the off and keeps its effects within easy reach at all times. It's a sizeable building with a lot of corridors and confined spaces. Once you see a distant shadowy figure move across a doorway or see a compactus bay (a big metal cranked bookcase on rails) move by itself you know you are not going to be able to look at most of the backgrounds easily for the next ninety minutes. The pallet is kept on the cold side, recalling time spent in official buildings not designed for ease. I had a full body shiver at sight of a moving inanimate object within a few minutes of the start. Just what the doctor ordered.
And for a good deal of the run time that dread of unseen forces was pursued. The haunting is from the dispatch of a Manson-like cult who came to a bad and bloody end at the hands of cops from this station (including Jessica's father who came to his own violent end). Well, they're back. The girl in trouble keeps calling there rather than the new station or the emergency number and her situation is getting worse. The paranormal monster party is getting cranked up, too and it gets hard for Jessica to tell real from hallucinated.
But it's at this point that the film loses pressure. While there is a laudable restraint from the kind of lazy jump scares that the setting might beg for with its obstructed lines of sight there is increasing repetition of certain tropes after the point (in a very well staged scene that mixes exposition with chills) that Jessica is aware of the possibility that she is only imagining things. It looks less like the things are going to torment her forever and more like her failure to mount an offence against them. But it suffers from repetition. So, as the Jacob's Ladder-headed ghosts wobble away we are allowed to get used to them. So is Jessica. The night of terror becomes more of a bad trip. When the girl on the phone motif reaches its own climax it's creepy from the break in repetition as much as the denouement.
One other moment is worth mentioning: a grotesque figure appears and seems to stalk a freaked out Jessica who hides in the compactus: we get a few shots to suggest that we're about to get a jump scare and a properly earned one but this doesn't happen and we have enough time at the apparition to recall a significant detail from earlier and we understand why we don't get the jolt.
The third act turns the looping phenomena off as Jessica faces the bad things down and goes in pursuit. If the ending is unsurprising it is at least committed and offered as a hard conclusion. As such, it doesn't disappoint. That sounds like faint praise but really, I am only recognising something that too seldom rewards the idly taken chance on an unknown film. It helps that Juliana Harkavy's Jessica is a credible and nuanced protagonist who (although the writing can let her down) carries us through the proceedings with an unexpected warmth, not a thing you'd think to demand from a film like this.
Seen on Shudder.
Saturday, October 10, 2020
31 Nights Review: CLINTON ROAD
Then we're out in the bush on Clinton Road and the psychic falls to the dirt by the fire and does the funky gibbon which freaks everybody out. It freaks one of them out so much that he goes to the car to get his phone (and then just opens the door without the key). He's interrupted by a ranger/state trooper/guy in a uniform who tells him to skedaddle. After the uniformed one vanishes things start happening like a big ginger incel with a blunt instrument (nyurk nyurk) who lumbers around roaring and hitting folks and a little girl who is not as scary as most under-tens who want to stay up past eight p.m. goes strolling around the woods with a security blanket.
The location of the title is a real place on a real map and subject to a lot of folklore, every item of which is included in a kind of tourist sideshow re-enactment. At some point they're in a building and then they're not and then it ends.
I am a champion of the notion that cinema should be seen as a blank canvas with each new screening. It's difficult to dispel one's own experience of elements like plot and genre in order to do this but a little effort can add a sense of newness to any film you see. Apart from the bizarre night-club to backwoods trek we make here all we really get is a series of set ups shot with the cleanest looking digital video imaginable. There is no suspense. There is no sense of development. Nothing builds or mounts.
I did some Googling on this title and got far more than I expected. Articles in Variety and other trade mags mention Ice T being in the new supernatural horror Clinton Road. So, someone got a Go Pro and had some dirt on Ice T (and probably just knew Eric Roberts' mobile number) and asked Tommy Wiseau to fund the pre-press.
It's my own fault. I go into Tubi and find things I haven't seen that I really might want to see. I tend to stay away from most of the genre fare as it's mostly knock-offs. You know that person who dresses with labels like Praba or Pierre Cordin after a holiday in Bangkok? Well if you go to Tubi you can feast on epics like Paranormal Phenomena or The Amityville Terror. This movie isn't a knock off of any specific movie and is unlikely to generate knock-offs. My mistake in choosing it discounted that important consideration. I broke out the old Val Lewton number Isle of the Dead afterwards which crapped all over it and got outta there.
I read the synopsis of Clinton Road and then flipped through the IMDB. The first page of user reviews are all shills who give it 10/10 or 9/10 if they want to throw you off the scent. The next page's ratings all plummet to the under 3/10 end of the spectrum. So, if you liked the cover art of this one, do like the ranger man says: "get off the road and go home! NOW!" Before he disappears.
Friday, October 9, 2020
31 Nights Review: BEYOND THE GATES
This is the kind of thing that people who are snobs about horror claim to let through: well produced, character development, considered plot and credible performances. I know, such people still think that horror movies are all hockey masks and teenage death-sex but they will all claim to hold genre films to values that are often irrelevant to them. That said, put to the test I don't think any such people (and I know a fair few personally) would get along well with this. Why? Well, it's like when someone who thinks they are witty hears a pun and calls it a bad pun. If you ask them for an example of what they think is a good pun they will often just dismiss it with: all puns are bad. Really? So, they've never read any Shakespeare or James Joyce or ... any novelist in or out of an airport newsagency who cares about delighting their readership. But I digress.
The reason such folk won't get on with this is that it takes its time to get to where its going. We get to know these characters with nuanced performance supported by solid writing. Everything required of a creditable drama is on screen. Only at the very end (and I mean the final ten minutes) does it break out into what might be described as generic action and in those moments it does falter as they feel more perfunctory after all the world building of most of the film. The story needs it but it feels too sudden and lacks the power it might have had with more construction. This is why horror fans might find it lacking; they'll want the game tighter and faster. But while I am as subject to consumerist itching as any movie goer I let this pass as I was so impressed at the immersion I was offered. I felt the dread and dominance of the face on the television screen (Reanimator's Barbara Crampton) whenever they were in the room and then wherever they were. It's the world of it that's creepy, not the Ghost Ride action at the end.
If you do give this one a click, watch with patience and stay until after all the credits. You'll want to ask your tv a question. Out loud. But you won't.












