|"Ooooohhhh, John wants it SUBT-TLE'|
Remake this in Sweden as a severe black comedy and it'll get there.
|Abbie Cornish wonders about Swedish catering|
Remake in Sweden as a severe black comedy.
|I'm Susan Hill. Stop fucking up my book!|
Already made well in the 80s for a fraction of
the budget. No remake necessary.
|C'mon, guys, it'll be funny.|
Remake in Hong Kong as a thriller.
|Hey, you're doing Memento next year and|
going on to stardom. I'm getting ten years of tv movies.
Ditch the one liners and remake in Japan with Kiyoshi Kurosawa at the helm. No gore, no wisecracks but maximum audience absorption and true dread.