Remake with Errol Morris and a single anchoring thread to stop it wandering into sychophancy.
|You will pay for my pool extension. You will pay for my pool extension.|
Remake as a stoney-faced quasi sci-fi helmed by Stephen Soderberg.
|I'd say you'll be in a real Kubrick film some day....|
Get Kubrick out of cryo and give him anything he asks for. Alternatively, interest David Cronenberg.
|I only said the script needs cutting.|
Remake anywhere with Duncan Jones in the chair. And don't ever cast Sam Neill again in anything.
|So, Corporal, what should we do now?|
Remake like that with Kyoshi Kurosawa. Now!